Stetsies

A young, but underage woman, who was brought to the party by some a college age or older bro, that is much younger than he is.

Look... Stetson brought some Stetsies over again

hey guys i gotta dip there's too many Stetsies here again!

by Stetsies November 13, 2011

stutso

the last name of the most badass family in the world

Dont mess with stutso, he'll fuck you up

by lil nigge February 26, 2015

statspadding

doesnt fucking exist

statspadding isnt a fucking word, nub

by RicardoTheSmartAss February 10, 2017

statsy

A term used before an insult to amplify the insult itself.

"Dude Cisco can't hang tomorrow, what a statsy little cunt."

by Crimsonfucker1782 August 13, 2017

STTS

Sarcasm through the screen.

John- I got Lisa's #! I'm a total boss

David- Sure definitely STTS

by SacrificeTheSandWich June 8, 2017

Stats geek

Someone who thinks everyone should think in terms of statistics about everything, instead of thinking for themselves about all sides of it.

The stats geek was mad about people not thinking the way he/she did, or wanting what he/she wanted.

by Solid Mantis June 14, 2020

Statsing

Statsing is the act of attempting statistical analysis under adverse conditons, usually caused by a co-worker attemping a similar analysis at the same time causing the original analysis to error.

Thursday is stats day if I am in the sheet filtering I is statsing!

by UKPlankton August 6, 2020