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choochie stamps

When a girlfriend's lazy ass can't keep a job and mooches off her boyfriend.
Emmy was too ashamed to apply for welfare, so she went the choochie stamps route instead.
by Cousin Eddy March 4, 2013
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Steven Stamkos

Steven Stamkos is a hockey player that plays for the Tampa Bay lightning. He has won 2 Rocket Richard trophies and 2 Stanley cups.
Hey did you know that there is a hockey player called Steven Stamkos?
Yeah, he is the best hockey player
by Whehhe September 3, 2022
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Food Stamps Activity

When someone exhibits some bitch ass op behavior.
"man he be on some food stamps activity"
by Zupalan January 27, 2023
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fuck up some stamps

To buy or eat a lot of food at once. use more punches in dining halls than one would on a normal day in college, use more food stamps/EBT funds than normal.

Derived from food using food stamps and fuck up some commas, this is how people on that EBT say munch.
Bruh i just pulled 5 jibs, im boutta fuck up some stamps tonight
I just did some ghetto stock trading and now i have an extra $100 for food this week. When my boys pull up, we boutta go to walmart and fuck up some stamps, ya heard
by Prill. October 17, 2018
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samosa

a very nice curry treat which my ancestors loved for ages. we still cook it for maharajah temple cermemonies .. very good, i suggest you try it
my brother cooked one damn good samosa today...
by Navdeep September 26, 2006
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Stamps

BIG MONEY...HAVING AN ARROGANTLY LARGE BANK ACCOUNT.THE KIND OF WEALTH YOU COME TO AT A REASONABLY YOUNG AGE THAT LEADS YOU TO DO THINGS THAT OTHERS GOT TO MUCH LATER IN LIFE I.E.LUXURY BOXES AT THE BALLPARK...HOMES IN ASPEN...MISTRESS ACCOUNTS.
1)"HE'S RAKIN' HEFTY STAMPS AFTER CATCHING THE ENTIRE RUN-UP IN CRUDE OIL."

2)"YEAH SHE FOYNE...BUT YOU KNOW SHE CHECKIN' THAT WALLET FO' STAMPS.HI MAINTENANCE HO'."

3)SURE HE TALKS A GREAT GAME...BUT DOES HE HAVE THE STAMPS TO WRITE A CHECK?
by L.MARTIN September 15, 2005
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food stamps

Money that the government supposedly gives to people who do not make enough money to buy "nutritious food" because of not getting paid enough from their job, or not having a job. But it's really only given to blacks and mexicans, especially mexicans that don't speak English.

Not given to Asian Americans or whites who don't make enough money to do anything but pay bills, or live in their vehicles and worry about when they are going to get their next meal. Also, not given to people that don't dress ghetto.

Most food stamps are used by rich/poor black people, mexicans, or white people who dress or are ghetto.
---Example 1---
Asian #1: Hey man, I'm tired of stealing hot dogs from work, so I'm going to go apply for food stamps.
Asian #2: Alright man, you don't make more than $1100 a month, right?
Asian #1: I'm lucky if I make that.

1 month later...
Asian #1: WTF! They said I make too much money to get food stamps.
Mexican lady: What? I make more than you, and I have it. Honestly, you'd get them if you were black.

---Example 2---

white girl: I've applied for food stamps 3 times, and I can never get them. I have 2 kids and work part time in a gas station. I've been on the section 8 list for a couple years.
Asian #1: Wow...I couldn't get food stamps either.
white girl: Every time I go there, I see black people with all kinds of gold chains and expensive looking jewelry.
Asian #1: Yeah, I've seen a few come in here who had food stamp balances of over $1200. Wtf?
Asian #2: Wow...the government is all fucked up...
by Anonymous-4-Life January 24, 2011
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