Squirtle

When a hot guy passes and you get turned on so you scream squirtle

*a sexy guy winks at you*
Kailey- "Holy shit Katelynn, I think I just squirtled."
Katelynn- "Every guy you think is hot makes you squirtle!"

by thefacts0-0 February 23, 2015

Squirtle

A pokemon that is half squirrel half turtle

most people say that Squirtle looks a lot more like a squirrel than a turtle

by Hugfangi April 03, 2019

Squirtle

The tiny turtle Pokemon It is very adorable and fun to play with

Squirtle I choose you!

by Turtles are upon us April 28, 2020

Squirtle (GPO)

Squirtle (GPO) is a VERY mid GPO player. He sucks balls and is very rude. He also friends with Penix_Jerker. Squirtle (GPO) is VERY mid at gpo br.

Did you hear Squirtle (GPO) threw another GPO BR game? Isnt that how GPO BR with Squirtle (GPO) always ends? Cuz he is ass.

by Cool_gamer123 March 17, 2023

Squirtled

When the man slaps his dick on his lady friends vagina and after she squirts and it lands in her eye.

So after she finished squirting on my dick I slapped my dick on her pussy and and some of it landed in her eye. She asked "Did you nut ? " I said nah I just squirtled you

by The_r0ckStar February 22, 2019

Head Squirtle

When a guy blows his load in another’s nose and they snort it in sand spit it out into his mouth. Everything cums full circle.

He was giving a them a head squirtle

by MADBJ May 25, 2024

Squirtling

When you and your significant other squirt at the same time in front of each other

Jesse: me and my girl were having such a good time and we ended up squirtling!
Amanda: damn, good shit! I wish my girl would do that for me!

by Iminschoolandbored April 13, 2022