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Squirtle Squirt Off

3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!
Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.
by Steven Skibidoviç October 3, 2024
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squirtling

A derogatory term for evil dolphins in the military.
Let's follow those squirtlings back to the ocean!
by radicalleftistacabblm June 9, 2025
mugGet the squirtlingmug.

Squirtle

Doing a solo blastoise when you’re single on Valentine’s Day you sad depressing shit of a man
by Ash Ketch-Cum October 11, 2018
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Head Squirtle

When a guy blows his load in another’s nose and they snort it in sand spit it out into his mouth. Everything cums full circle.
He was giving a them a head squirtle
by MADBJ May 24, 2024
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Squirtle

When a hot guy passes and you get turned on so you scream squirtle
*a sexy guy winks at you*
Kailey- "Holy shit Katelynn, I think I just squirtled."
Katelynn- "Every guy you think is hot makes you squirtle!"
by thefacts0-0 February 22, 2015
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Squirtle

Squirtle (noun): A tiny amount, usually water. Sometimes a cute Pokemon characer.

Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.
Squirtle is a Pokemon species that enjoys squirtling around.

Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.
by Squirtle Lady September 23, 2025
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Squirtle

A female who becomes a fucking hose, when they reach there climax.
Wow, i never knew you were a squirtle.
by YeeticusYaMum February 4, 2019
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