Squirtle turtle

When you squeeze a wee out so hard that you shit yourself standing up

ah bro i just squeezed a piss out so hard i squirtle turtled

by knee swinger April 24, 2022

Squirtle

Squirtle (noun): A tiny amount, usually water. Sometimes a cute Pokemon characer.

Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.

Squirtle is a Pokemon species that enjoys squirtling around.

Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.

by Squirtle Lady September 23, 2025

Squirtle

Squirtle (noun): A tiny amount, usually water. Sometimes a cute Pokemon characer.

Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.

Squirtle is a Pokemon species that enjoys squirtling around.

Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.

by Squirtle Lady September 23, 2025

Squirtle squad

Women who are not ashamed to experience stress urinary incontinence while squatting or deadlifting heavy weight and proudly clean up the messes they may make.

Uhoh, the squirtle squad has arrived. I hope the gym staff refilled the spray bottles and paper towels

by thegymmenace June 23, 2023

Squirtle (GPO)

Squirtle (GPO) is a VERY mid GPO player. He sucks balls and is very rude. He also friends with Penix_Jerker. Squirtle (GPO) is VERY mid at gpo br.

Did you hear Squirtle (GPO) threw another GPO BR game? Isnt that how GPO BR with Squirtle (GPO) always ends? Cuz he is ass.

by Cool_gamer123 March 17, 2023

Squirtle

A wet vagina that squirts out liquid

My girlfriend had a squirtle last night!

by Bo bell June 7, 2021

Squirtle

When a girl is eating skittles while having sex and she squirts.

“Hey man I heard you and your girl squirtle in the bathroom last night.” “Nah we were just queezlering!”

by Toughmastermind November 13, 2021