softballed-out

Females who have huge thighs, drink pre-workout, wear basketball shorts, and do other manly things. these are not attractive women. Not limited to softball; any manly sport applies i.e- lacrosse, basketball, hockey

john: Bro did u see that girl's thighs? they're huge

tom: of course i saw it, shes softballed-out

by ball hawk July 31, 2012

shitballs

brown nipples on an hispanic/african woman...typically referred to as shitballs, or a white woman who sunbathes naked and burns her nipples to a crisp brown, hence the name shitballs

My girlfriend has shitballs the size of whoppers!

by Don Vito B. July 28, 2006

softball

Softball means "to go easy on" something.

Bob was asked to evaluate his boss and he submitted a softball review.

by Indiana_Joe March 6, 2019

softball shape

A state of being where one is almost always ready and able to stand in one spot for long periods of time, wearing a softball glove in one hand, and a warm, stale Olde English 800 in the other hand.

Dave had been training for months to be in softball shape, and now given his morbid obesity and alcoholism issues, he was finally ready.

by Iwantsomerocks June 5, 2013

OH SHITBALLS!!!!

usually used to express great suprize or something completely and utterly scary as hell. Or a ball like shape made of shit, crap, or something disgusting.

Tony: OH SHITBALLS!!!!

Fred: What's wrong?

Tony: I forgot my homework

or


Tony: Dude, its Eric

Fred: Don't talk to him!

Tony: Why, what's wrong!?

Fred: I heard that he goes crazy and throws his own shitballs at people.

by dexrocker11628 March 17, 2009

softball

super fun for alla my homegurls !!!

Damn those jordan high lady red jackets kisck ass!!!

by sarah schultz May 15, 2004

shitballs

Shitballs is a word for an attention whoring idiot. It will constantly do its best to prove its gender on the internet, without actually providing proof. A shitballs is very likely to be found in chatrooms, linking her facebook pictures, and poorly attempting to troll users of actual worth.

"Shitballs laughed and posted her kawaii cat picture to the chatroom. Ah! My cleavage is showing! Don't hit on me, silly boys!"

"You want me to show you tits?! I can't do that, I must stay a perfectly pure virgin forever! ..... add my skype teehee!"

"Ugh, that bitch is totally shitballing. She should man up and post tits if that's the only use she has."

by Babbytube August 23, 2012