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Sob stopper
A small present of little value which is acquired on the way home by a thoughtful man who has drunk too much and stayed out too late, in the hope of stopping his missus turning the fucking waterworks on. Examples include cheap chocolates bought from all night garages and bunches of flowers stolen from cemeteries.
I was gonna cop it from the missus if I didn't stop on the way home at the local petrol station to grab a sob stopper for the old ball 'n chain.
Sob stopper by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005
sob on my knob
When a bitch gives you domers and you break up with the slut before she finishes and she starts crying, but because she is a slut she finishes.
sob on my knob by Eddie Steinfeld December 17, 2006
Sob Session
Essentially crying.
Spending a period of time/session on crying
When I person is sad they might have a sob session
Spending a period of time/session on crying
When I person is sad they might have a sob session
Sob Session by Eloquent Puma June 5, 2018
Sob-Rock
Mournful, grandiose "deep and meaningful" pedestrian music produced by artists taking themselves too seriously, for people who take their trivial problems too seriously. Usually depressing slow tracks which would not be out of place in a sales rep's Mondeo.
Sob Stories
Evil persons whom want to hear your sob stories so that you can just sound like a pathetic immigrant. And they can take your heart and eat it like a cannibal</3:/ I.E. FAT WOMEN....or perhaps a "RACIST" relative. I will probably win here.
Sob Stories by Alex phoenix October 3, 2023