Smackeldorffed

Smackeldorffed is a term stolen from a popular childrens television series and used to describe someone who is completely and utterly drunk, to the point of complete belligerence and sometimes to the extent of violence.

Matt:"Dude, you are smackeldorffed off your ass right now"
Jake:"Go oT hElL aDn BuRn tHerE FocKer"

by Jake Andrews February 22, 2005

Smacked

Really High off of Weed

Yoooo Im so smacked right now!

by GudGurlGoneBAD February 1, 2010

Koofi Smacker

it refers to slapping a koofi, yarmulkah or other religious garb off. The disrespect is due to one's clouded religious beliefs being literally smacked off their stupid heads. 'na mean?

Jimmy Jones is that real deal Koofi smacker. Ma$e better watch out...

by Shake Dog April 17, 2005

World's smallest fiddle

An invisibly small violin played between the index finger and thumb for someone that whines about being a totally lame d-bag.

Guy 1: "Wow, I failed today's mid-term because I went to Julie's to do her homework last night instead of studying. Not to mention that when I finished her homework, she dumped me."

Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."

by thomaslgregoryjr January 12, 2010

face like a smacked arse

the puckered look of suprise or shock, either a temporary expression or an unfortunately permanent display of natural looks fugly, bulldog chewing a wasp

i don't like the way your gran looks at me, she's got a face like a smacked arse!

by fluffkins March 25, 2004

smacked

thizzin. high off e.

" damn i was so smacked last night"

by jnvjdksnv January 16, 2008

smackeroo

Slang for money. Usually in terms of a lot of an undefined some.

A picture is worth a million smackeroos!

by Jeff Glover December 23, 2006