single player sex

Masturbation

Did you know masturbation is just single player sex?

by The_Pig January 12, 2019

Singaphobic

A form of social discrimination based on the assumption that a conventional couple lifestyle is universally optimal and, therefore, desired. Internalized singaphobia is when someone does not accept themselves for being single.

While at the wedding, Dave was cajoled by his fellow groomsmen to get into position to "catch the guarder" with the other single men at the wedding. The groomsmen were singaphobic.

"Don't worry, Dave, you will eventually meet someone." This is a singaphobic statement if said to someone for whom you know nothing about their relationship aspirations.

The exists a social convention to buy newly married couples gifts to start their life together. Why don't people buy single people dishes and blenders? The absence of s similar convention is singaphobic.

Secretly, Sally hated herself for not being able to find a partner. This is internalized singaphobia.

by marquez1000 December 5, 2012

Single Shaming

making middle age adults who have chosen to remain single feel like freaks.

A: Apparently, Sarah never brought a date to family functions and her aunts always gave her shit for it.
B: Ugh, Sarah's aunts are always single shaming her!

by the cartune man October 6, 2016

single husband

A man that is single that possesses husband qualities.

Kelsey: “I shouldn’t have ever trusted that guy Daniel. He stood me up!”
Jared: “You should’ve went for that guy Jalen! I heard he’s single husband!”

by ILOVERAINBOWS0001 November 27, 2018

Single player Russian roulette

One person has a gun and shoots oneself

1:Wanna play some •single player Russian roulette• .
2:Sorry mom says I can’t play without my uncle from Alabama.

by ismelltheindoorsnow January 15, 2020

Boston Turn Signal

A lude gesture involving the extension of the third finger on the left hand out the window of a moving vehicle. While this gesture is most often reserved for the operator of the vehicle, passengers in the front and rear may be recruited as needed. ie. flying the bird as an excuse for driving like a masshole.

Jonny flashed his Boston turn signal as he cut off all the oncoming traffic.

by goldennutsachs July 18, 2012

Turn signal

A mythical object, believed to be found inside automobiles in or around Philadelphia.

If only there was a way to signal this turn so the person behind me knows what my intentions are. Oh well I'm from philly and wouldn't use a turn signal anyway.

by Coooolringi March 3, 2014