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Super Simp

A man who has gone far beyond being a simp and has become far worse

Someone who is so taken over by the constant need for Pussy or girls that it’s the only thing they talk about
Super Simps spend most of there time talking to girls nonstop but failing to even get anything at all

They will do anything if they think it will get them some action with a girl they will white knight, make multiple accounts to beg to be unblocked, and even pay females for a little love

Super Simps are the lowest class of simps
“I caught jamel being a super simp I heard he was paying for premium snapchats and making multiple accounts begging girls to unblock him”
by Not Dylan rooberts January 28, 2020
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Simp ass nigga

a dude gettin played for his money by a female or allows her ta walk all ova him jus ta get some ass
a simp ass nigga is...
1)dat nigga u see in da club tryna fight another nigga ova a bitch dat dont wanna be wit him.
2)any nigga dat pay fa pussy
3)a nigga dat fall in love wit and marry a known hoe
by MAC^ MAC^ October 5, 2006
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E-simp

An E-simp is similar to a regular simp except that the girl in question exists exclusively online or in digital media, excluding egirls.

A man who prides himself on defending the honor of fictional, digital women.

A man who roleplays a relationship (sexual or platonic) with fictional, digital women.
"I know a guy who says he's dating Monika from DDLC, he's a real E-simp."
by Breaker588 April 16, 2020
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simp equilibrium

When the amount of simp in a relationship is mutual and in perfect balance ; each partner is being just as much of a simp as the other.
Person 1: Hey man, how's it going with you and Stacey ?
Person 2: Awesome man, I think we've reached simp equilibrium!
by afferz February 1, 2020
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Simpathy

The feeling of pity rooted so deep within a guy he puts himself below females in the hopes of getting romantic/sexual relations in return
Simpathy/simpathyze/simpathetic:
After getting flowers everytime they met in person, to him giving her money on Venmo, made her realize the boys simpathetic nature
by M*A February 24, 2020
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simp-mania

The entire fucking pokemane chat. This term may also be used on other popular e-girl streamers which are similar to pokemane, in which 30 year old men who live in their moms basement donate 2000 dollars to, in order to get attention from thoust female streamer those type of people are attracted to. If your reading this past 2020, you could find much more information on the word simp on other websites, for example wikipedia.org
*logs on to twitch*
*sees pokemane live*
dam thats gotta be simp-mania over there holy shit
by Smokyoin October 16, 2020
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No Simp December

A challenge where the BOYS cant simp in December . since the boys challenged the girls let the girls challenge the boys
by NOTtheIMPOSTER October 23, 2020
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