simgirl

The ideal girl. Perfect in every way - As if created in a computer program.

Someday, I'm going to runaway to L.A. to find my Simgirl.

by omni1123 January 20, 2006

Simi Valley

A place that is ghetto for the rich cities in Ventura county, but nice compared to the San Fernando valley. There is two movie theaters, 4 mcdonald's, 2 burger kings, more pizza places and parks than you can count, a mall, and almost nothing to do after 7pm. It is full of cops who pull you over if your car is dirty because they have nothing better to do, and everybody is a friend with at least one pothead. It is full of plastic people who never leave even though they complain about how boring it is and those who leave almost always come back.

"What can we do tonight in Simi Valley?"
"Nothing. Let's go to the Valley."

by Sagela November 23, 2009

Simi

the sexiest bitch in the world

"wow have u seen that chick"- guy 1
"yeah..shes simi"-guy2
"shes fineee"-guy3

by Tanya X December 22, 2008

Sicilian Promise

A total assurance that is worth more then its weight in gold. A sure thing especially in the new york metro area and Sicily

Tommy guns was given a sicilian promise by rocky to get the shit beat out of him and rocky gave it to him.

by Jimmy bags December 19, 2008

Sicilian Fishing Trip

(n) A journey on a boat arranged by a group of mobsters who secretly plan to kill you and toss you into some body of water. They do not have to necessarily be Italian.

Eventually the Mafia caught on to Joey's trechery and secretely took him on a Sicilian Fishing Trip out to the Mediteranean.

by Steveie_O May 3, 2006

simin cooper

simin cooper uses here kettle to smite her enemys and is the godess of kettles.

omg i hate simin cooper *smack* omg i have just been smited by her kettle

by wor simin January 13, 2009

simcity

To simcity someone is to set them on a seemingly neverending task.

"Bill, go clean your room!"
"Mum! Don't simcity me, please!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005