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The exact definition of God. He has his own religion, and he is our holy savior
Person 1- “Hey why are you always praying to that onion

Person 2- “Sorry man, i’m praying to my holy god, Shrek”
Shrek by ChaoticSnail June 24, 2019
He represents hope and courage in times of sorrow. He is the light that shines brightly, leading us through life.
Praise be to shrek
Shrek by Danny De\/ito August 28, 2019
A majestic prophet, who Jesus prays, he will butt rape you at night and it is The ultimate experience, Shrek thinks onions have layers, so they have layers. He once said that ogres can lay down a beat.
My life has a new front

what happened

Shrek cleansed by rectum
Shrek by DaddiesCumming September 10, 2019
The guy that'll fuck your lord farquad and will steal the princes
OH shrek stop please OOOHHH NOT THE ANAL
Shrek by -OwO- November 1, 2019
Shrek is dad
Shrek by The real once-ler April 27, 2020