dot-shopper

Someone in Marching Band who is obsessed with Being exactly on the spot specified in the Drill. A division of Band Geek.

I'M ON MY DOT!
Go wit hthe picture- don't be a dot-shopper!

by artnnn April 18, 2008

Dollar Store Window Shopper

Someone who's too poor to afford anything at the Dollar Store.

Damn, since Bob's Foodstamps ran out, he's a Dollar Store window shopper.

by Mr Monkey October 29, 2006

Walmart Shoppers That'll Make You Say Damn

This horrible advertisement that has a thumbnail of a kid looking up of a- yeah see it for yourself. It also shows "Walmart Shoppers That'll Make You Say Damn"!

Me: *bored so goes to Urban Dictionary*
Urban: "Walmart Shoppers That'll Make You Say Damn"
Me: bitch who tf made this an advertisement

by A_l_e_k December 27, 2020

Shadow Shopper

A friend who follows you around whilst shopping, potentially because they have no sense of personal style or space. Highly annoying. When you ask their opinion they will often say what they think you want to hear, rather than their genuine belief, lest it be 'wrong'.

"I turned around to look at the books and jenny was right in my face! dam shadow shopper"

by sweetchillisauce January 9, 2010

Elongated shopper

One who takes longer then necessary while shopping

Eryn is such an elongated shopper, it's hard for her go to the department store and grocery store in under 3 hours.

by Ian L. Robinson January 9, 2009

screen shopper

A broke individual who shops online but can't afford anything. Like a window shopper would do.

Boy 1: That girl over there is always looking up things she's can't afford
Boy 2: she's a screen shopper

by buckwyld94 October 17, 2015

Storm Shopper

The person or persons who will hit you with their cart if you don't move out of the way, have no emotion, and likely hate their lives to the point they have to act like a douchebag in a grocery shopping center by relentlessly walking through people or peoples.

Lack manners likely in their everyday lives.

I was walking down the aisle trying to find my Kambucha tea when an obese Storm Shopper walked through the aisle with this puss face and nearly hit my ankle with their cart just so they could get the last Twinkie box.

by SwagKungola November 26, 2018