When a hipster or other self-centered person admits to having little talent or that their behavior is unacceptable in a joking manner intended to make it "ironic" and, thus, "excusable".
John put up his hipster shield by telling us he's a terrible guitarist before mangling it for the the next half hour.
by Derek Rollergasm July 10, 2012
Get the hipster shieldmug. A piece of shit the CS dev team made. Commonly used by llamas to block vents and small passages, like the vent in cs_assault.
by Anonymous October 11, 2003
Get the riot shieldmug. When two dudes sleep with their asses facing each other in the matter to avoid any other aroused persons accidentally penetrating them during their sleep
by moon69shine November 18, 2015
Get the locked shieldsmug. amazing ass game for PC
rainbow six 3 : raven-shield is the best game ever.
i disagree, i think it is a very good game but i think donkey kong is the best game ever.. donkey kong sucks...u know what YOU SUCK!
i disagree, i think it is a very good game but i think donkey kong is the best game ever.. donkey kong sucks...u know what YOU SUCK!
by nig April 6, 2003
Get the raven-shieldmug. An absorbent material placed inside the underwear or between the butt cheeks to catch and absorb an unexpected shart.
"Man, I was at the mall today and I squeaked out a fart, which then resulted in a shart. Good thing I was wearing my Shart Shield!"
by Horray4Sharts October 17, 2009
Get the Shart Shieldmug. Any solid piece of material that can be erected between you and the source of a putrid scent to avoid having your nostrils burned.
That guys armpits smelled like taco meat, so I had to use my stink shield so I wouldn't gag!
My boyfriend ripped an assblaster fart under the covers and held them down as tightly as possible hoping my stink shield wouldn't fail me this time!!
My boyfriend ripped an assblaster fart under the covers and held them down as tightly as possible hoping my stink shield wouldn't fail me this time!!
by Italian Snarks October 30, 2007
Get the stink shieldmug. A piece of beef used as a shield to defend ones self against predators and robots.
Also a word frequently written on school whiteboards, usually in a heart or written as “I love beef shields”.
Also a word frequently written on school whiteboards, usually in a heart or written as “I love beef shields”.
Man 1: ahh my penis is exposed to that deadly robot
Man 2: here use this beef shield
Man 1: *covers penis with a sloppy beef shield*
Man 2: here use this beef shield
Man 1: *covers penis with a sloppy beef shield*
by pixie meat December 15, 2008
Get the beef shieldmug.