Shampoo Stew

The traveler's luxury resulting from mixing every single complimentary hygiene bottle provided by a hotel into one all-purpose body and hair cleaning super product. The most common variety consists of shampoo, conditioner, and body wash.
"After a long day on the road it felt good to hop in the hotel shower and get a good old-fashioned shampoo stew deep clean."

"We're staying at the Marriott up the road. Their shampoo stew has three different types of lotion if you're wondering why my hair smells like coconut."
by Rap Game Stephen Hawking December 6, 2016
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Shampoo Effect

When because of recent use, a little goes a long way. Usually referred to when re-gaining an alcohol buzz. (If you shampoo your hair and ever "repeat", you know how just a tiny bit of shampoo will cause instant lather? that's the shampoo effect)
I had so much to drink last night, all it took was one beer this morning to get me buzzed again, gotta love the shampoo effect!
by Angie C September 26, 2005
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Sticky Shampooing

The act of after having sex pulling out of your bitch and shooting a steamy load in her hair. After which rub it around in her hair with your hands then pee in her hair and have her swish it around. That my friends is the Sticky Shampooing.
carm: "hey rick. what did you last night?"
rick: "i was in my bitches room and i gave her a good sticky shampooing."
carm: "oh...kickass!"
by Carmine and Rick December 15, 2008
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Shampoo Job

Before ejaculation, while receiving any sort of stimulation, the male removes his erection and releases his fluids into his partners hair.
Christa's long hair made the shampoo job work nicely.
by PussyVagina October 1, 2003
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Andrew Shampoo

Has an unhealthy obsession with Micah
Has uncontrollable anger issues
Brushes his teeth with water but no toothpaste
Sleeps with sock on.
This is that moment, Nathan new, he Andrew shampood up
by Whipdy doo gimme that boot November 11, 2019
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Shower Shampoo

When some lazy bastard wants to clean his shower but is only reminded of the task every time he gets in to use it so he squirts shampoo all over the floor of the shower and kicks it around until the bubbles stop and he calls it clean. His logic being: Hey it works on hair right?
Guy 1: Dude! The shower looks great! Did you finally break down and clean it?
Guy 2: Nah, I just gave it the old "shower shampoo".
by JaysJob August 20, 2009
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shampoo the rug

When a man pulls out of the woman just before he cums and he then ejaculates into her pubic hair.
Bill likes to shampoo the rug with Emily on a nightly basis.

Frank gave Linda's rug a good shampooing.
by Rogercles July 23, 2008
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