man sitting in a car said that two pretty best friends doesn’t exist. One of em always gotta be ugly
you and your bestie are so pretty!
me: impossibile. i aint never seen two pretty best friends one of em always gotta be ugly
me: impossibile. i aint never seen two pretty best friends one of em always gotta be ugly
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The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.
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That weird guy that sits in a car and ppl think his eyes look like 🥘👄🥘
U think it’s a regular tiktok but u can’t escape him
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Friend 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends
Friend 2 : it’s always one of them gotta be ugly
Friend 3: I can’t escape it
Friend 2 : it’s always one of them gotta be ugly
Friend 3: I can’t escape it
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