scotland

an imaginary "country" above england,,does not exist, is part of the UK

me:wtf do i have to do?
friend:make up an imaginary country,, like scotland.

by raiderssuck234 February 20, 2009

scotland

Home to countless proud acts of history, to many beacons of humanity, yet, in the words of Billy Connolly, "can't even find a decent culture to be colonised by".
The English Canada.
Self-derogatory ,quasi-intellectual, left-wing, beautiful, shit weather.

"You come from Scotland? You speak really good English"

by European June 11, 2006

Scotland

Only sexy ones are Glaswegians the rest are sheep shagging bastards same with England Wales dirty shit smelling sheep shagging bastards with hairy fannies. Kill all England people and welsh.

In Scotland The sheep have had enough of the English and Welsh shagging them like the dirty prolific fuckers they are not only that their granny bashers

by English are trannys December 12, 2021

Scotland

A down right smoking hot individual. Has a tendency to have oral fixations that can not be satisfied. Is very gifted in both physical and emmotional attributes and is the envy of both males and females. All in all the closest thing to Gods gift to man yet found.

Dude,...you see that girl from the other side of the bar??? she is a total Scotland

by Rowdy10_2008 February 6, 2010

Scotland

Scotland, the country with the angry people. Known to have ginger hair and like to shout alot about a little in their country. If they move countries though they will tend to keep this patarism down because the other people will just be jealous that they have Iron Bru in their MacDonalds. Most people from Scotland also want independence even though the Scotish government earn more by being united with the of the British government. Some people also say that Scotland is Britians Canada.

Dave: Hey man, i want some bacon!
Ted: Lets go Canada.
Dave: WTF man, theres a shop down the road
Ted: Canada sell the best bacon!
Dave: Ok, lets go down the middle...
Ted: ?
Dave: Lets go Scotland
Ted: Fine.

by Angry Scotsman 4444 December 5, 2011

Scotland

Very nice people some of the nicest but also intrinsically racist and sexist (ages-long patriarchy), probably will never change. Avoid Scotland at all costs if Black, Asian, Chinese, or of any skin colour other than pasty White, and if do not want to fall off the social ladder and preserve any small sense of self-dignity if it still remains after a couple of months.

White Scot: "Welcome to Scotland we need you in our country to do the work that we would never do"
Asian-looking human: "I'm not Asian, I'm not White; I'm Scottish"
White Scot: "You an immigrant"
Asian-looking human: "But I've lived here all my life"
(Edinburgher) White Scot: "Well then you're a homosexual and Black-like"

by stabstabstab June 11, 2006

Scotland

A fake country

Scotland isn't a real country

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020