scorming

When a dog licks their butthole and their tongue immediately touches your hand afterwards.

I looked down to find Moo Moo totally scorming me so hard.

by handbanana_no October 25, 2012

your a muppet for searching this up

no you seriously are bro

your a muppet for searching this up bruv

by you are a muppet September 11, 2020

mooching without smooching

girls going out with you on a friends-only basis (or in the context of 'hanging out').

is appropriate for a first date. not so for later dates.

my friend set me up for a night of mooching without smooching with his cute sister. first night was great, but now it's starting to feel like free beers for her and blue balls for me!

by daveschappell October 30, 2010

Snooching

The act of have anal sex with a girl while jack hammering her from above. She takes laxatives and holds in her feces till the guy cum in her ass. The man also urinates in her butt and when she can't hold it in anymore, BAM! The girl pushes it all out and it runs down her belly, books and into her mouth. Then the couple makes out and shares the concoction.

Dude, I got really kinky last night and went snooching with my girl.

by Bob Notch November 12, 2015

Scorchio

A term used when describing a woman who is particularly pleasing to the eye.

Hey, check her out....Scorchio!

by Gregory Grayson August 6, 2009

Scotching

An obscure fetish involving temporary body modifications using transparent package tape. ( i. e. Scotch tape)

"she's really into scotching, two roles of scotch tape and I can't tell who I'm with"

by Feralphil September 16, 2018

scorpaingasize

when bailing at snowsports, you fail forward managing to hit yourself in the back of your head with your feet, board, or skis.

"Dag yo, I just scorpaingasized myself off that hit. Think I'm gonna need to get krunk like jesus to kill the pain."

by xteamrider March 1, 2004