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Russia is a magical land where bears ride unicycles and juggle vodka. They also play Tetris and make less than 1400 dollars in a year.
Russian guy: my bear can beat u in Russian roulette

Putin: NO I HAVE A TRILLION UNICYCLE BEARS
Russia by Trumpthecoolkidswagger October 4, 2018
Instead of pulling on Ukraine
Go get some bitches 💀💀💀💀
Yo is that Russia?
Lmao no bitches kid
Russia by Veryverysmallpanda February 26, 2022
Да Yep this is the biggest country in the world, while it is nuking Ukraine, country with Vodka, Tanks, Ak47s, Nukes and more.
Alaskan: Hey I can see Russia from here!
Russian: I drink vodka
Russia: I nuke you
Alaskan: *Ded*
Russia by True Geo Graphy April 12, 2022
the worst country in the world, like this S.O.A.B-A) COUNTRY IS SO BAD IT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE HITLER'S BROTHER!
I hate Russia!
Russia by he374 May 1, 2022
Another word for a Terrorist State.
A DISGUSTING WASTE OF LAND INVADING COUNTRIES AND KILLING INNOCENTS.
Another word for a murderer.
Troy: I killed 50 people.
Tray: Hey! Jane! Troy just told me he killed 50 people!
Jane: I'm calling the police. 911!
91!: What?
Jane: Troy's a Russia!
911: We're on the way.
Russia by swiftie13 <3 October 8, 2022
Where water is replaced with Vodka.
Bruh this place has been Russia
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