The land of vodka and senpai Putin a land that's totally not a dictatorship it's very cold and has a lot of snow and ice they were able to go to kick back France and Germany and today Russia has a lot gopniks who have a adidas track suit on and drink vodka.
by it.tas.com March 29, 2021
The three words said by a Democrat when something they don't like happens or when someone needs to blamed for something..
Jen Psaki: The biden laptop is a Russian hoax.
The Russians interfered in the election.
Russian hackers.
NATO was just minding its own business. Russia declared war on Ukraine.
Donald Trump: That's all it is with you people. Russia this. Russia that. It's just Russia Russia Russia.
The Russians interfered in the election.
Russian hackers.
NATO was just minding its own business. Russia declared war on Ukraine.
Donald Trump: That's all it is with you people. Russia this. Russia that. It's just Russia Russia Russia.
by 1Head April 29, 2022
1) Largest nation in land area, has a population 140 million, steadily declining since collapse of USSR
2) Capital Moscow is Europe's largest city with 13 million people, frequently ranks as 2nd most expensive city after Tokyo
3) Is mostly a democracy on paper only
4) US dollars and Euros are used just as much as rubles
5) Owner of the world's largest stockpile of tactical and strategic nuclear weapons
6) Has a very safe and successful space program
7) Struggles to maintain a vast military, while dealing with domestic terrorism daily
8) Has a thouroughly obscene obsession with German sedans
9) Average worker makes only $200 a month
10) Is incredibly beautiful in the winter
2) Capital Moscow is Europe's largest city with 13 million people, frequently ranks as 2nd most expensive city after Tokyo
3) Is mostly a democracy on paper only
4) US dollars and Euros are used just as much as rubles
5) Owner of the world's largest stockpile of tactical and strategic nuclear weapons
6) Has a very safe and successful space program
7) Struggles to maintain a vast military, while dealing with domestic terrorism daily
8) Has a thouroughly obscene obsession with German sedans
9) Average worker makes only $200 a month
10) Is incredibly beautiful in the winter
When in Moscow, watch out for the government (and not-so-government) luxobarges that like to drive on the opposite side of the road at triple digit speeds. Sphincter clenchingly terrifying, and makes Russian roulette look like a kindergarten game.
by Hans Blix August 28, 2005
1)Today Russia is the only nation in the world, capable to keep International Space Station running
2)Russian technology propells US Atlas carrier vehicles and in effect, puts many of US payloads into the orbit, including military.
2)Russian technology propells US Atlas carrier vehicles and in effect, puts many of US payloads into the orbit, including military.
by Me January 10, 2005
A really big and very cool country in the east. Managed to crush the Nazi occupation force after a decisive tank battle in the fields of Kursk.
Currently fighting those damn rebels, as of yet they are the only country to do anything effective to fight global terrorism. They pwned the bastards.
Russia has given birth to all sorts of cool stuff, Vodka, the t-32 battle tank, the ak47 and kossack hats.
Currently fighting those damn rebels, as of yet they are the only country to do anything effective to fight global terrorism. They pwned the bastards.
Russia has given birth to all sorts of cool stuff, Vodka, the t-32 battle tank, the ak47 and kossack hats.
Russian women are FINE.
by Citezen:Erased April 11, 2005
by Herr Kriss June 6, 2005
Is a great country. The people there are harworking and not violent drunks like SOME motherfuckers say(If russians are violent what do you say about the war in iraq?or the overflowing violent chavs in england?) . Its really verry beautiful and the schools are harder than in many other country.I would know im russian>
Za rasiu! hehe XP!For russia-it really rocks!And there are lots of drunks in other countrys hehe, besides vodka is great until you get carried away forever...
by web cat mraw! September 30, 2005