Tall dilf with shoulder length gray hair. Hubba hubba. His fingers are quick and dexter—he can play the guitar. Whew is it hot in here or is it just me? Hottie wears glasses because he teaches English Honors 2, and you know he needs that good eyesight for all those words…he’s so smart~
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the guy that’s always sending snaps when you least expect it, likes steamy hot showers and talking to you all day, he makes time for you even when hanging out with the homies. Russell is SHREDDED MAN and cares about his body physique. He can be a big softy on the inside… and a tiny d. he loves playing baseball and basketball with the bros
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"Guys, we should go storm the capitol like those guys did a few years ago."
"What the hell are you talking about? You're being such a Russell."
"At least I'm not a Brad."
"What the hell are you talking about? You're being such a Russell."
"At least I'm not a Brad."
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Hym "There's the Russell reference. And like an old racist meaning a black person he doesn't hate for the first time... He's one of the good ones... Because instead of advocating for the poor to get richer (Even though it solves climate change apparently) he advocates for... The rich having less power but not less money... even though as long as they have more money they will spend it on power... The power to prevent people from stopping them from indulging in their impulsive pleasures.... So they can indulge in impulsive pleasures of their own... Or not die from the weird pressure in the front of their skull... Or the thing your wife almost died from... Or don't have to be in a Todd Phillips movie to not be blind anymore... Er, wait no that's the other guy... I do like Russel though. Don't get me wrong."
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