Ruinedmylifescape

The word used to describe the online game Runescape, after beating Runescape, realizing years have passed, and for what? Level 99 skills with nothing to show in the real world except proof that you're a loser.

"Wow who's that pale kid?" "It's me, Eugene, don't you remember me? I just quit Ruinedmylifescape."

"Ruinedmylifescape left me with an expensive treatment for carpal tunnel."

by medate December 29, 2009

runners scum

The white, thin, stringy residue you acquire from running miles upon miles outside. Usually appears after going from outdoors to indoors, but is also present in the heat. No matter how many times you lick your lips or wipe your face, you always seem to miss some.

We ran intervals today at practice.. i have some mad runners scum on my lips

by legitazshit February 20, 2011

Runner's Bum

The phrase used to describe running whilst needing to excrete one's bowls, the sufferer then has 2 choices:
- clench their arse and hope for the best
- shit their pants

"Paula Radcliffe shit herself in the marathon", "oh yeah we've all had runner's bum"

by Mahoganay October 12, 2013

Runzed

When someone asks you to get a tool from another location and then frantically tries to finish the task using any means necessary before you return

He asked me to grab s wrench from the car, when I got back he had finished the job, I got Runzed!

by Gtino62 July 1, 2018

sink-runner

One who is afraid of doing what it takes to get the job done. In relation to giving a male oral sex and running to the sink instead of swallowing.

My friend is such a sink-runner, he wouldn't come downtown and pick me up when my car broke down.

by dr.js September 14, 2008

tough runnel

A term used to describe a less than attractive woman who may be up for a bit of action. A word play on "rough tunnel" to highlight the roughness that would be experienced while fucking her. The phrase originated amongst Australian rugby players in the 1980s and has since become popular in the UK.

Guy1 in bar: Look at that one over there with all the makeup on

Guy2: She's a real tough runnel

by barely21 November 6, 2006

[linen runner]

one who runs linens from one point to another

john: i got the job at the resort and instead of management i carry towels all day

tom:so your a linen runner

by wesleytjohnson October 11, 2008