An old fantasy pencil & paper RPG that recently returned to print. Unlike D&D it's noted for it's sense of realism and it's class-free skills advancement system. It has nothing to do with the popular MMOG Runescape
Hey Steve, come hang out with us Saturday, I just grabbed a copy of Mongoose RuneQuest and it looks like a ton of fun!
by nonamenoslogan December 16, 2008
Get the RuneQuest mug.Lonely Man 1: "Do you wanna play some Runescape with me?"
Lonely Man 2: "Fuck that! I got better things to do than cut down a damn tree and stab a dragon with a poisonous dagger!"
Lonely Man 2: "Fuck that! I got better things to do than cut down a damn tree and stab a dragon with a poisonous dagger!"
by iRepMyDougie April 3, 2011
Get the Runescape mug.A pleasant health resort built on a sandstone spur projecting into the tranquil Mersey estuary. At least it was until the filth ridden chemical and tanning industries set up home there and ruined the environment, seeping chemical residue into the water system and belching putrid smog into the atmosphere. Then in 1964 the town was hit by a second disaster when the government designated Runcorn as a “new town” and they opened the doors to just about every kind of scum and villainy that Liverpool deemed surplus to her requirements.
Since then Runcorn can only really be associated with illiterate, jobless parasites living off a diet of alchohol, drugs and sausage rolls from Greggs (Whatever happened to Sex, Drugs and Rock n’ Roll). The vast majority of the people who live here are blissfully unaware of their lowly pond dweller status as they only really have Widnesians to compare themselves too. In comparison to Widnes however, Runcorn is a veritable paradise on earth. Widnes really does take the gold medal when it comes to idiot yokels.
The local gathering place is Shopping City (“The City”), rebranded as Halton Lea in a vain attempt to make it more upmarket and attract a higher class of shopper in the 90’s. This place has to be seen to be believed. Tracksuit wearing chavs patrol the indoor shopping centre, pushchair in one hand, mobile phone in the other (used to be a fag until the smoking ban) and tracked closely by half a dozen kids running riot outside Greggs or Sayers waiting for their daily sausage roll and sweets all washed down with Cola. “The City” has everything any chav could possibly need, the Jobcentre to sign on, the post office to collect their handouts and the largest collection of pound shops in Europe to rob from. It even has a bookies and the Straw Hat pub for passing the time and fighting.
Anyone half decent usually stands out from the crowd as they tend to be noticeably cleaner with a full set of teeth and probably aren’t fully adorned in tracksuit, sovereign rings and a layer of grime. However even beneath this first class of chav there is an even darker second tier of scum. Usually seen lurching about with the aid of a stick or wheelchair, wheezing from chemist to pub coughing up vile sputum and spreading their disease as they go. Even the first class chavs look down on these poor souls. If only they realised that in ten years time they’ll be the same, moving from JSA to DLA as Runcorn’s air and water slowly take their toll.
In conclusion, Runcorn should be avoided at all costs but is not a total disaster and does have some genuinely nice people; you’ll know who they are just by looking at them. They however tend to move out before long and head to the more up market Cheshire villages and towns trying to erase all memory of Runcorn. Those that stay console themselves with the thought;
“It could be worse, I could live in Widnes”
Finally don't wander too close to the courts outside "The City" or you are in danger of stepping into A4e territory, a place that actually rounds up all the worst dregs of society in one building!
Since then Runcorn can only really be associated with illiterate, jobless parasites living off a diet of alchohol, drugs and sausage rolls from Greggs (Whatever happened to Sex, Drugs and Rock n’ Roll). The vast majority of the people who live here are blissfully unaware of their lowly pond dweller status as they only really have Widnesians to compare themselves too. In comparison to Widnes however, Runcorn is a veritable paradise on earth. Widnes really does take the gold medal when it comes to idiot yokels.
The local gathering place is Shopping City (“The City”), rebranded as Halton Lea in a vain attempt to make it more upmarket and attract a higher class of shopper in the 90’s. This place has to be seen to be believed. Tracksuit wearing chavs patrol the indoor shopping centre, pushchair in one hand, mobile phone in the other (used to be a fag until the smoking ban) and tracked closely by half a dozen kids running riot outside Greggs or Sayers waiting for their daily sausage roll and sweets all washed down with Cola. “The City” has everything any chav could possibly need, the Jobcentre to sign on, the post office to collect their handouts and the largest collection of pound shops in Europe to rob from. It even has a bookies and the Straw Hat pub for passing the time and fighting.
Anyone half decent usually stands out from the crowd as they tend to be noticeably cleaner with a full set of teeth and probably aren’t fully adorned in tracksuit, sovereign rings and a layer of grime. However even beneath this first class of chav there is an even darker second tier of scum. Usually seen lurching about with the aid of a stick or wheelchair, wheezing from chemist to pub coughing up vile sputum and spreading their disease as they go. Even the first class chavs look down on these poor souls. If only they realised that in ten years time they’ll be the same, moving from JSA to DLA as Runcorn’s air and water slowly take their toll.
In conclusion, Runcorn should be avoided at all costs but is not a total disaster and does have some genuinely nice people; you’ll know who they are just by looking at them. They however tend to move out before long and head to the more up market Cheshire villages and towns trying to erase all memory of Runcorn. Those that stay console themselves with the thought;
“It could be worse, I could live in Widnes”
Finally don't wander too close to the courts outside "The City" or you are in danger of stepping into A4e territory, a place that actually rounds up all the worst dregs of society in one building!
I went to Runcorn the other day, what a fucking shit hole. I got mugged outside Halton Lea, by the courts and narrowly avoided death after some plague bearer coughed on me!
by Bald Warrior March 19, 2009
Get the Runcorn mug.A runescape addict is obsessed to runescape and will reject offers to play sports or go outside even to play with his/her dog. They are thinking about runescape all of the time and talk about nothing else. Also they can become prone to violence because they kill people everyday in runescape and think there is no difference between runescape and real life. They can even try to hack school or work computers because they are obsessed with runescape and cannot survive a week without it.
Joe is playing runescape.
Joe: *Grunt* Ooooooohhh I'm level 80!!
Harry: Joe, stop playing runescape, get a life, ask a girl out!
Joe: I have a girlfriend, she is level 76 *Grunt*
Harry: Stop playing runescape!!!
Joe: But I always feel like something is missing when I'm not playing runescape.
Joe's birthday.
Harry: Here's your present!
Joe: Is it a coupon for RS gold?!?!?!?
Harry: No, it's for rehab.
Joe: NOOOOOOOOO...
Harry: Your a runescape addict, admit it!
Joe: *Grunt* Ooooooohhh I'm level 80!!
Harry: Joe, stop playing runescape, get a life, ask a girl out!
Joe: I have a girlfriend, she is level 76 *Grunt*
Harry: Stop playing runescape!!!
Joe: But I always feel like something is missing when I'm not playing runescape.
Joe's birthday.
Harry: Here's your present!
Joe: Is it a coupon for RS gold?!?!?!?
Harry: No, it's for rehab.
Joe: NOOOOOOOOO...
Harry: Your a runescape addict, admit it!
by Colin Werner January 6, 2008
Get the RuneScape Addict mug.An MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game) created by Jagex Ltd, a game developing team who doesn't give a shit about their players, pursues their own greedy wants, and believes their players are all incapable of thinking. This game has become overrun by annoying brats and little kids. There are two versions: P2P (Pay to play) and F2P (Free to play). With P2P you get more of everything. This used to be a great game back before 2007, but since then it has gone downhill due to the ridiculous changes made by Mod MMG, the chief developer. I advise you to not play this game. You may get addicted, and in the end you'll find yourself hating Jagex and/or Runescape and being bored of the game because they changed or completely got rid of something you loved, and you'll have wasted all that time.
Older players:
Player 1: "Dude, Runescape sucks now."
Player 2: "I know, that's why I quit yesterday. I can't believe I wasted all that time on it though."
Younger kids, new players:
Child 1: "Oh coolz this game iz so fun!"
Child 2: "I know, let's ask our mommies to make us members!"
Player 1: "Dude, Runescape sucks now."
Player 2: "I know, that's why I quit yesterday. I can't believe I wasted all that time on it though."
Younger kids, new players:
Child 1: "Oh coolz this game iz so fun!"
Child 2: "I know, let's ask our mommies to make us members!"
by wannabehacker November 1, 2010
Get the Runescape mug.RuneScript is an IRC stats bot that is owned by spling and run by a few others, such as Micksam7 and Cruiser. It's main aim is to lookup highscores for people who play Runescape
!stats zezima
-RuneScript- *** ZEZIMA : Overall 2,277 | Att 99 | Def 99 | Str 99 | HP 99 | Range 99 | Pray 99 | Magic 99 | Cooking 99 | Woodcut 99 | Fletch 99 | Fishing 99 | Firemaking 99 | Crafting 99 | Smithing 99 | Mining 99 | Herblore 99 | Agility 99 | Thieving 99 | Slayer 99 | Farming 99 | Runecraft 99
03:12:11 -RuneScript- *** ZEZIMA : Hunter 99 | Construction 99
-RuneScript- *** ZEZIMA : Overall 2,277 | Att 99 | Def 99 | Str 99 | HP 99 | Range 99 | Pray 99 | Magic 99 | Cooking 99 | Woodcut 99 | Fletch 99 | Fishing 99 | Firemaking 99 | Crafting 99 | Smithing 99 | Mining 99 | Herblore 99 | Agility 99 | Thieving 99 | Slayer 99 | Farming 99 | Runecraft 99
03:12:11 -RuneScript- *** ZEZIMA : Hunter 99 | Construction 99
by AlexBucket October 9, 2007
Get the RuneScript mug.Runescape is a very addicting game. I used to play Neopets which i thik is gay now. But this game brought me away from everything, my friends and family. Now i go upstair and the first thing i do is play runescape. I now give my self more time to spend with my family. This game is addicting and before you play you should no when its time to stop.
Dad:hey lets go play some b-ball
son:No, i am working on runescape maby later.
three days go by
dad:now can we play some b-ball
son:No im still working on runescape
dad: you have been on it for days its time to stop!
dad turns off pc
son:i hate you i will never speak to you again!
son:No, i am working on runescape maby later.
three days go by
dad:now can we play some b-ball
son:No im still working on runescape
dad: you have been on it for days its time to stop!
dad turns off pc
son:i hate you i will never speak to you again!
by stanchess8 June 13, 2005
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