Bendy ruler

Skeppy.

Kid 1: THE BENDY RULER KEEPS TROLLING MUFFIN RACIST BOY HALO AGAIN!!!
Kid 2: Oh! It’s because he’s in love with him remember?
Kid 3: So true

by 14 y/o ping spoofer May 30, 2022

swerving ruler

A dope ruler. Lmao

Yah. Bruh ma ruler's swervin'.
My swerving ruler is lit af.

by DifferNC October 18, 2018

flexing the ruler

The act of contracting your dick muscles back and forth to make it look more manly.

"Man he has to be flexing the ruler just to get a girl."

by MacyLynn October 2, 2011

ruler

the most powerful weapon known to man
common in classrooms, but do not mistake them for mere measurement takers.

hey look at this ruler i have
look at this rule i have too
.
..
*cling clang cling clang*

by anonymousasshat January 19, 2021

whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.

guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?

by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021

Rulering

verb: The act of measuring one's dick, hypothetically, to prove one's worth is greater than another. Typically done by males, although females have also been known to participate.

Bro 1: Hey dude, my band I'm in just got signed up to play in a show next month, isn't that sweet?
Bro 2: I mean, are you guys even that good?
Bro 1: Yeah man, I once self booked a cross country tour.
Bro 2: Are you seriously going to start rulering right now?

by DJEagle June 25, 2018

Ruler

A device used for measuring, but more efficient at refracting light into your classmate's eyes.

Man, Bob was being so annoying in math class. He was using the ruler to shine light in my eyes.

by Sadistic guy November 12, 2021