Rule 69

Rule 69: if it exists, there's a Cupcakke remix of it

Friend: I was trying to listen to the Minecraft soundtrack but it was some random moaning and rap about smacking ass like a drum?

Me: Rule 69
Friend: What?

by HeyiAmDyslexia August 29, 2023

Rule 666

If it exists, there is a religion of it. Similar to rule 34, but with religion.

The flying spaghetti monster belief falls under rule 666.

by Arctic_Legacy January 21, 2024

Rule 6969

Women must do the dishes no matter the situation.

Woman:Husband do the dishes.
Man:Look at rule 6969.

by Johnny Dildoe May 10, 2025

Rule 67

Rule 67 is a law of the universe that states that ANYTHING and EVERYTHING CAN and WILL be made into a form of brainrot. This rule applies to objects, places, names, countries, verbs, adjectives, numbers, symbols etc..

What the Sigma?! Im gooning on a Jet2 holiday fr. Its like Rule 67 irl.

Example 1:
The way that switch brrt, I know he dyin' (oh my, oh my God)
6-7, I just bipped right on the highway - Skrilla, Doot doot, 2025

Example 2:
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen - Pikotaro, PPAP, 2016

Example 3:

Rizz - Kai Cenat, 2024

by HuangDiThe67th August 25, 2025

rule 34.66

If it exists, there is a m/m story about it on a fanfiction site.

Diabetic 210-pound teenager named Bree: "I don't get it, how can we write a m/m on this touching story about how two lesbian women overcome their emotional shortcomings to embrace true love?"

Fifty-year-old woman who's never had sex: "We do a crossover with Harry Potter where they get accepted into Hogwarts and drink a gender-shifting potion that turns them into guys, and then we have Malfoy and Snape drill them in the ass while they jerk each other off."

Bree: "Of course! And after that we can add in the magical bondage chapter! How could I ever have doubted rule 34.66?"

by GET SCOTT SMITH, GET JUSTICE January 30, 2014

666 Rule

Rule that women with high standards use to judge men. They require men who are 6 feet tall, have a 6 inch penis and 6 figure salary

Sorry you’re not tall enough, I go by the 666 rule

by DJ Pies December 8, 2018

bro code page 67 paragraph 3 rule 3

You may never talk to another bros girl even if she is fine with it

Nah bro bro code page 67 paragraph 3 rule 3

by That is not my job October 18, 2018