rubber baby

A child born because the condom (or rubber) either broke or somehow malfunctioned; a mistake or "whoops" baby

My parents hate me because I'm a rubber baby, and they only wanted my two older siblings.

by shortie December 19, 2004

rubberwood

A penis that is not quite fully erect, however one is still able to insert it into the partners oriface for sexual gratification.

Oh, Rick, he was fine last night, although after the second round he a rubberwood.

by Misfit December 18, 2003

rubber cleegs

baseball cleats for goons

"i need a pair of cleats for baseball..."

"ill get you some rubber cleegs!"

by eliporter February 18, 2010

Rubber Dumpling

The act of touching or caressing a person's feces as it is being excreted for the purpose of sexually gratifying either partner. Occasionally misheard as "rub her dumpling", but is not gender specific.

Last night my girlfriend got me to give her a Rubber Dumpling, I had to shower afterward but it got her so hot it was worth it.

by TheNord December 31, 2009

rubber-titted

A derogatory adjective usually accompanied by vapid, fake, or stupid, and followed by bimbo. May be directed toward a woman (or twink) who is considered both fake and dull. Generally, blonde actresses, often porn stars, who cannot carry on a conversation for the memory span of a goldfish nor perform their job exceedingly well.

Person #1: Oh my god! Megan Fox is sooo fucking hot.

Person #2: That rubber-titted, plastic, airhead-of-an-actress?

by lesbionix June 29, 2010

Rubber Cheerio

A phrase that is used to describe the texture and visual appearance of
an anus in relationship to the common cereal.

I asked her how she liked it. She said, "I like it when you roll

your tongue over my rubber cheerio".

by Turbm April 25, 2017

Rubber Mop

A mop that is rubber

Holy Heck is that mop made of rubber?!? It must be a RUBBER MOP!!!!!!!!!!!

by IHaveALotOfFriends July 6, 2017