isis roulette

Russian roulette, but with a faulty RPG, and who ever is sitting either side of the victim is blown to bits too

The most deadly type of roulette is isis roulette

by Netscape4.0 May 14, 2016

Bostonian Roulette

The act of entering a rotary intersection, gambling that you will...

A. get out at the correct exit

B. get out within the first revolution.

C. be able to get out at all

D. get out alive

Variation on 'Russian Roulette', only losing usually doesn't kill you, but often makes you wish you were dead.

So named for the proponderance of such traffic circles in Eastern Mass. and the notorious driving habits of Bostonians

My commute forces me to play Bostonian Roulette every day.

by 04841-Maineiac July 16, 2009

Vatican Roulette

Another name for the rhythm method of birth control.

Called so because it is the only form of contraception endorsed by the Catholic Church.

Well, the Pope says condoms are out, and the pill is born of the fires of Hell. So get out the calendar, baby, it's time for Vatican roulette.

by DrCyclops November 19, 2007

Wine Roulette

The game of chance played wile drinking wine with an unknowing and mentally unstable significant other or companion. The outcome is always unknown and can very from happiness, sadness, crying, throwing of fists, irrational and erratic behaviour and pointless arguing. The odds of an unfavourable outcome increase as the amount of wine consumed increases.

I was playing wine roulette with Meghan last night and lost bad. She got so drunk that she started to cry and punch me because I haven't proposed to her yet.

by Chubby Pickle February 25, 2017

Temple Roulette

A risky game played when you gamble your personal well being and health by drinking an unknown liquid found in a strangers bowl or cup. Similar to Russian Roulette and Mexican Roulette but with prolonged consequences that can slowly result in death if you become subject to an orally transmitted disease. This slow death happens through oral transmission of microbes via saliva. The swallowing or slurpy slurp action of the tongue wipes the microbes against the back of the throat, allowing the microbe to enter the body. The most common liquid to play with is tweeker milk found in an old cereal bowl at a drug house.

Eg. Did you see Dave play Temple Roulette with that magical white hobo elixir? He even stuck his finger in it first to make sure it was cold.

by Y0URMom September 12, 2018

Raccoon Roulette

A friendly game between two or more male contestants that involves traveling to a Raccoon concentrated area. Within this area, contestants blindfold themselves and pull out their highly regarded meat, placing exquisite food items on it as bait. Given that raccoons are the number one carriers of rabies, they hope to God that when the Raccoon bites their meat, that they are not gifted with the unwelcoming blessing of rabies, administered directly to their salami. They are simply taking a chance at this game we call life.

"Brocky and Chadmeister are playing RR (Raccoon Roulette)... Brocky got the RABE (rabies) and Chadmeister got spared on his turn..."

by hinglingmaster June 13, 2019

Daddy Roulette

A group of gentlemen who gather together to take turns having intercourse with a (usually) willing woman with the intention of ejaculating inside her vagina. God willing, nine months later they will all be at the hospital to greet this new life into the world. They will all take a paternity test to determine who is the father. The winner of the daddy lottery will now assume all of the responsibilities gathered hereto of a "father." The remaining gentlemen will bust the balls of the winning gentlemen for the reminder of his life.

James: Hey Josh wanna come hang out at Molly's with the guys?

Josh: Sure James what's the plan?
James: Well Thomas convinced Molly to host a round of Daddy Roulette.
Josh: WTF?! Really? Sounds amazing, I always wanted to be a dad!
James: Well if you really think your soldiers can beat Aldric's this time, swing on by.
Josh: He already won once, I think I got this.
James: Don't forget that Joey, that little bitch Jacob, and Seb will also be rolling the dice.

(Party takes place; All respectable gentlemen take a turn to bust a nut in Molly)

(Nine Months Later...)

Josh: holy shit, bros... I think I got this!
Doctor: Well gentlemen, Molly gave birth to a beautiful girl. She named her Destiny.
James: What about the paternity test?
Doctor: Right, when it comes to newborn baby Destiny... Josh... you ARE THE FATHER!
Josh: HOLY SHIT! Woowho!, fuck you Aldric's seed!
James: (sack taps Josh) Congratulations buddy!

by TheGreatRanger1 November 15, 2019