Bladen Rodriguez

A bozo.

Jason: "Hey is that Bladen Rodriguez?"
Other Jason: "Yeah, what a bozo."

by Squid Jesus November 23, 2021

Rocio Rodriguez (rochi pochi)

A person who is very unique and beautiful but does not realize it. They tend to have crackhead energy and are down for some late night laughter. They will always have you back and make very reliable friends. If you ever encounter one you should go up to them and immediately befriend them. Overall a very amazing person to have in your life and you should be thankful.

Damn you’re hella lucky man you have a Rocio Rodriguez (rochi pochi) in your life. I wish I had one :(

by Child of Satan’s #1 fan December 7, 2021

The Third Rodriguez

When one person shoves any instrument up another persons ass and proceeds to play it

Person 1: Dude I'm wanting to try something new with the lady but I just can't find anything good.

Person 2: Try giving her a "The Third Rodriguez"

by Steve Henson December 18, 2011

Jose Mario Rodriguez

The bitchiest of bitch niggas, always after them cheeks while picking up the hoes in a purple CRX.

Damn my panties dropped, there must be a jose mario rodriguez around.

by King94 May 20, 2016

alex rodriguez

An over paid baseball player on the Yankees where he is a perfect fit. Possible the worst fielding third baseman in the league, but I bet it would be hard to field with a needle in your arm. Well known for slapping the ball out of Bronson Arroyo's glove and getting the shit beaten out of himself by Red Sox catcher Jason Varitek.

Also see:
steroids, pussy, ballslapper

Announcer: And another error by Rodriguez, that makes 300 on the season, and it looks like it shattered his needle too.

by Red Sox rock September 1, 2005

Chris rodrigez

A under cover gay guy that is so insanely cocky of himself for no apparent reason, he thinks he is the most attractive male on this earth. He is a lier and a cheater... It likes it up the butt and talks like a fruitcake. He brags about gay guys hitting on him and wants to work in a gay bar. He think he knows everything but actually knows very little about when he actually says. He wants to be a personal trainer for woman that are actually men so he can do them up the butt.

My name is Chris rodrigez and I like diii up my butt!

Me: oh damn I should have known!

by Xxxxx465 October 31, 2011

Alex Rodriguez

He is a Liar} and a Phony
he is also full of shit.
The most overpaid player in the history of professional sports.
He looks like a girl.

AROD: Its not about the money...really.

by hello May 9, 2004