Riddle Rick

A genetic condition whereby Asian men's penises are smaller than those of men from other regions of the world. This is inclusive of all the Asian nations. The term is an Asian phonetic translation of "little dick". When the poor bastard is not circumcised the term used is "Riddle Rick Riding Hood".

Riddle Rick is closely associated with the phrase "In Japan men come first and women come second. Or sometimes not at all!". Often times women cannot achieve orgasm because of the lack of stimulation from the shriveled up member.

Ding Dong Ho: "Ahhh me sucky sucky five dollar."

Dung Quack Doe: "You mussa use a straw I suffa from riddle rick."

Ding Dong Ho: "I give you discount becau' me feel bad fo you."

by BigFatSlackjaw August 20, 2010

riddled

Hit severely by gunfire.

The Bonnie & Clyde Car got riddled with bullets from the FBI.

by stop it loser August 22, 2007

The Riddler

Jim Carrey in a green suit with question marks on it. He went completely insane in Batman Forever, even claiming that he was Batman. He shall forever live on in our memories with his almost confusing jokes.

You remind me of The Riddler.

by Gabriel C. September 2, 2005

Ruddle

Ruthless destruction with terrible resolve

(When used as a verb, proper usage is "to cause ruddle")

James, stop causing all of that ruddle!

(verb usage): He is causing ruddle by throwing those grenades into his boss's car!

by jmil1080 August 3, 2011

Rodled

Combination of the words Roasted and Totaled. Referring to being stoned

"Man i'm so rodled after that joint"

by starboyjuice December 28, 2009

Rodler

Someone of higher authority that you who is hated by most people and enjoys being hated

Robert is a Rodler I cant imagine working for him

by Hotworder August 21, 2020

riddled out

Mentally exhausted from the trials of life.

-I might have to raincheck you tonight, I'm pretty riddled out after this week.
-No worries broski, I get it. Sometimes the trials of life are mentally exhausting.

by riddler_043 January 30, 2023