ROCKY MOUNTAIN DEW DROP

when catching your partner asleep and masturbating on them

dude i got my woman back last night when she she wouldn't give me any so i caught her asleep and gave her a rocky mountain dew drop

by madjoker August 21, 2010

Rocky Mountain Snow Cap

Sex postition - Engage in normal missionary until male is close to orgasm. Quickly stand over females chest and take a dump right below her breasts. Then proceed to ejaculate over entire excrement, the end result should resemble the frosty tops of the Rocky Mountain range.

Friend 1 - "Yo, dude, that chick we met last night was nasty."

Friend 2 - "What do you mean?"

Friend 1 - "She wanted something called a Rocky Mountain Snow Cap all over her chest."

by SquatcHammer August 30, 2013

Rocky Mountain Chocolate Starfish

A stale piece of shit hanging from a stinky black girls ass.

I was about to bang her in the ass when out of nowhere I saw a rocky mountain chocolate starfish poking out.

by DannyB,R,davidR January 2, 2008

Rocky Mountain Shit River

The act in which a man takes a shit in between a girl's tits and proceeds on pushing the tits together to smudge the shit around, finishing off by busting a load on the girl's chest.

Crazy Sam really seemed to enjoy the Rocky Mountain Shit River she recieved from Josh last night.

by Jose the Janitor January 6, 2008

Rocky Mountain Goat Piss

A colloquial term used in reference to the popular sports / soft drink "Mountain Dew".

While hung over in the rocky mountains after a blinder night you may find a need to "get on the goat piss" in retrospect of the previous nights heavy drinking session.

In drinking such green coloured salty flavoured beverages some may comment : "Hard night eh?..On the goat piss I see" in reference to the consumption of the Rocky Mountain Goat Piss.

One would acknowledge this comment with a nod and knowing smile.

by Dj_Teknotimm August 7, 2011

Rocky Mountain Fuji Face

A person of which has a large amount of large, mountanous acne not allowing exsposure of flat skin anywhere on the facial area.

Hey, that person is a Rocky Mountain Fuji Face.

by Juners March 2, 2009

rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers

A group of hill billy hicks that don't have much intelligence.

Those rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers couldn't find their way out of a paper bag!

by Babaganoosh September 10, 2005