ritz kjeks med mannemelk

When you cum hard on a ritz cracker.

Lucas, do you like ritz kjeks med mannemelk?
Lucas: Havent heard of him

by ritzybot October 18, 2022

ritz

A Derogatory term/Slur directed at Americans of European descent, deriving its meaning from the slur "Cracker" and the American Brand Ritz Crackers

Look at that white ass ritz over there

by Ritz Raptor December 25, 2022

Ritz

A 'Ritz' is someone who is flakey, has tickets on themselves and is generally inferior.

The origin of this insult comes from the American cracker 'Ritz', which attempted to overtake Jatz as Australia's base biscuit of choice. Due to the inferiority of it's taste, texture and transportability Ritz will never beat Jatz, or Savoy if you're from Victoria.

Guy 1: Jimmy is such a fucking Ritz.

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: He said he'd pick me up on the way to the pub and he just never showed up.

Guy 2: Classic ritz, always breaking and disappointing.

by Milkthistlemhu May 2, 2021

Ritz

He has to many Ritz crackers a day he is fatter then fucking two whales

Ritz went to the Cracker factory and bought and fucking filled it up with his stupid fortnite Ritz Cracker shit with Lootz In the back giggling

by Ritzy Boi November 30, 2019

Ritze

Ritze is a male creature with a long and sexy nose.

Ritze: "Keks Keks ich will ein Keks".
Ritze: "Sie man sieht es nicht"
Krümelmonster

by shriiin November 25, 2021

ritz

instead of saying cracker or the N word, you say rit or ritz

to describe a large group of people or any person

“All of y’all some ritz”

by nashnocash March 24, 2020

Ritzing

Ritzing - Verb
Ritzing is an act of showing lots of friendship to a certain individual.
(I did this for a discord server, so you probably don't get the context.)

Dude are you ritzing for K Overlord?

by Chicken Comrade :) September 29, 2020