ritz kjeks med mannemelk

When you cum hard on a ritz cracker.

Lucas, do you like ritz kjeks med mannemelk?
Lucas: Havent heard of him

by ritzybot October 18, 2022

ritz boy

The name given to those in the present who possess a severely cringey childhood

Person 1: "Oh my god did you see that photo of Luke?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's clearly a ritz boy"

by wegg January 18, 2019

Ritz of certiorari

Requests for appeal of a decision regarding one or more round light crunchy crackers.

If junk-food-craving children are told dat they may not have more/any 7-hole-perforated flour-discs, they would love to request Ritz of certiorari to challenge said restriction.

by QuacksO April 21, 2024

Ritz Savory Cracker

A cracker with cheese

A spin-off of Fitz Avery Vacker

I love Ritz Savory Crackers, they are so cheesy.

by DoctorDum42 January 17, 2023

off my ritz

High as hell

“yooo I’m off my ritz rn”

“ yea lmao I was off my ritz last night”

by Cpbartwtylt13 February 14, 2018

Rollin' with the Ritz

The top smoking game. You and your friends must take one car, get high, drive to a friends house and pretend your sober. Once your friends start to figure out you are high, you must make your escape. Drive to different houses and continue the game. If someone suspects anything, your escape must be as discreetly as possible. If you must leave before five minutes of arriving at the house, you loose 1 point. You gain only one point in the first thirty minutes. SEE HOW MANY POINTS YOU CAN SCORE!

"Dude, you wanna play Rollin' with the Ritz tonight?"
"OMG! I hear there's a party at Nate's... LET'S GO!"

by C.H.R.I.S.T.I.N.A. October 16, 2011

Sloppy ritz

A term used for sloppy seconds from a bird that comes from money.

Dave- I just shagged Olivia

Kev- you just got Richards sloppy ritz

by The Magnificent Spaff Master November 21, 2019