Rishi spunksacking

The act of throwing smegma at your current prime minister. This act is usually done to try and prevent the rise of piss stained children in the north west.

Dave: wow aiden your such a hero for Rishi spunksacking this will keep our piss cleaning bill at an all time low
Aiden: (bouncing on trampoline) it’s ok Dave

by Not daniel wright November 5, 2024

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Rishi Rub

Rishi Rub is the act of checking your pockets for change after being bank raped by the Tories.

Have you done your Rishi Rub ready for the pub?

by KBlack92 May 3, 2024

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Rishi Parmer

The cheekiest skidder you will ever come across. If you see him RUN!!!

Kate: Sing for us!

Rishi: -sings enemy by imagine dragons-
Kate: omgod wow!
Lisa: Kate do you know who that is?
Kate: No?
Lisa: Its the cheekiest skidder i know, a Rishi Parmer - RUN!!!

by Helen degenerous June 17, 2022

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to do Rishi (or a Rishis): Common British slang for unofficial work.
unofficial work often making use of company equipment/ time/ premises but solely for personal gain, unrelated to the interests of the company and/or tax department. With notable exceptions, doing Rishis is a fairly accepted part of British working life and, depending on the workplace, can even be done with managemental consent.

I'm notcoming to the pub this lunchtime, I'm staying at work to do a Rishi for a mate of mine.

by Sparky1877 April 8, 2022

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Rishi

Verb
To drink so much you not only black out, but lose all muscle control and end up naked covered in your own piss, shit and vomit in a friends closet.

"Yo " heard here Matt got Rishi'd at your party last night?"
"Yea he had to get his stomach pumped, and my basement still smells like shit."

by jwof October 20, 2018

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