smashed by a rhino

A pick up line asked by a fat guy to a good looking girl. Smashed by a rhino is a pick up line meaning have you ever had sex with a fat guy.

Hey girl, you ever been smashed by a rhino.

by TwoCowUp April 20, 2015

Gay Rhino

The act of forcefully smashing another person's anus with your knee, usually when they are bent over. If victim is standing, distributor of said act may grasp victim's shoulders to ensure they won't avoid a vicious Gay Rhino.

Person 1: "Dude my anus still hurts from that gay rhino the other day."
Person 2: "Haha yeah, I really dug my knee up your butt hard."

by bigoldfatguy October 9, 2011

Rhino-drunk

The state of being so drunk that one might very well begin crawling on the floor. Equally, if whilst crawling on the floor, it were suggested that you ought to play with a plastic rhinoceros, you wouldn't be opposed to it. Comparable to crunk, but referring to someone who is intoxicated to a greater extent.

Person: Hey man, I heard you started doing "crazy shit" last night, how drunk were you?

Buddy of person: Oh man, I was rhino-drunk. I'm quite hungover this morning.

by HMS Secretive February 27, 2009

Rhino Goggles

similar to T-bag. You place your balls on the person's eyes so the penis looks like a horn.

Steve: Is that your dick? (looking at photo)
Rick: Yeah dude, I gave that girl Rhino goggles

by tydurden2000 January 25, 2009

Rhino Up

Stop bitching and get it done

"I'm tired.. I don't know if I can make it"
"Rhino up! You little bitch"

by Rhinoup April 11, 2017

rhino legs

Thick thighs, not necessarily fat; Often the type of legs of women seen in rap videos. Tight, toned skin not cottage cheese. i.e. A young woman who is 5'6" and weighs approx 140lbs. would potentially have great rhino legs.

I don't like 'dem bony ass chicks, I like a full girl with nice thick rhino legs...sumpin' like Trina.

by AJB007 August 17, 2006

dusty rhino

When an elderly person sitting in a wheel chair gives you a blow job.

Bill: "Hey Pedro isnt that your grandma over there?, What is she doing?"

Pedro: "Yes it is my grandma, i dont know what shes doing either"

Bert: "Haha, Pedro's grandma is giving that guy a Dusty Rhino"

by mike b 27 June 12, 2006