Rhea Americana

A funny looking animal that (in paisley) has one wing and likes to shit in front of people and make them run like fuck

"Man, did you see that rhea americana shit?"

by Kevin-Toy-Soldier June 28, 2008

gooch burning rhea

Diarrhea that when excreted drips down to your gooch in liquid form with such undigested acidity that it litterally burns the hairs right off your gooch leaving you walking funny for the rest of the day with a very uncomfortable burn... Similar to the feeling of hot sauce on your lips... Except on your gooch...

"Hey man, why are you walking like Yosemite Sam?"
"Man, I just dropped some gooch burning rhea and my gooch is on fire!"
"Sucks to be you."

by iluvcumming July 17, 2006

National Rhea Day

April 21st is National Rhea Day. Everyone who knows Rhea should post her because it’s National Rhea Day.

“what day is it today”
“National Rhea Day obviously”

“Oh what do we do today”
“Since it’s April 21st we have to post Rhea and celebrate her”

by ilovepooping5000 August 6, 2022

Die-Hard-rhea

The fecal backup that occurs after watching every Die-Hard movie, one after the other, without any breaks.

Dude have you seen Chuck lately.

No I heard that he got Die-Hard-rhea last weekend.

Damn that sucks.

by ethn.hsmn July 24, 2011

Rhea

a. Rheas are birds.
b. Rhea is a Greek goddess, or Titaness.
c. Rhea is me, or my name.

"Woah, look at that Rhea bird!"
" Rhea was known in Greek history as the Titaness of life."
"Isn't Rhea so annoying? She keeps on talking!"

by Rheabirdshavetakenover May 7, 2023

Rhea

Very bad friend who always hits people and makes little kids cry

Who made you cry

Oh rhea did

by kjhvcgfxyrduityo April 28, 2022

rheas best friend

the best person on the planet that deserved all the affection in the world even though she has no common sense. to realize it

rheas best friend is fucking amazing dipshits

by rhealol May 3, 2021