Porno-Reboot

When you are looking at porn and someone is comeing toward you and try to close the internet but, it's not fast enough so you reboot the computer.

Example: I heard my mom coming to my room and the computer was frosen so I had to Porno-Reboot

by Dylan Collins March 6, 2009

retort

to display an example and/or to repeat.

well, allow me to retort!

by eddie May 23, 2005

Retort

A Retort is when you:
1. Fart
2. Suck your fart back up
3. And Fart again

Luke stop retorting!!

by becty November 21, 2011

reboot

Something Winblows has to do every 5 min. M$FT make a stable secure OS!

Why are frogs windows users?

Ree-Booot Ree-Booot

by dnineplus October 17, 2003

rebooty-call

The act of making a 2nd booty call after the first one fails. Similar to "rebooting" a PC after it crashes.

Ash: So did you get lucky last night with that chick from the club or did you have to make your usual booty call?

Dustin: I called Michelle for my usual booty call but when her car ran out of gas on the way over therefore I had to rebooty-call Sherry. Thank god she has a Prius !

by three-m February 2, 2010

Rebootilicious

1. a once fine ass that is fine once more

2. an ass that you can enjoy again and again

3. A computer that must be rebooted so often it is comical.

"You see that rebootilicious intern in accounting?"
"I wouldn't mind turning that off and on again."
"You're a Reboot Dunce!"
"Word."

by Genonymous January 6, 2012

retrotard

an person who is nostalgic and mentally retarded at the same time. the word "retro" and the word "retard" combine to form "retrotard"! *gasp*!

that guy is a retrotard

by ozphactor March 14, 2003