Jack Massey Welsh's ravioli

Jack Massey Welsh's ravioli is a meme in the jacksucksatlife subreddit community. It is also a lovely dish in one part of the world only being sold in my kitchen.

Every time Jack Massey Welsh hears the word RAVIOLI he gets Vietnam flashbacks of that time he spent on Reddit instead of tryna get a real job.

Jack Massey Welsh's ravioli is a beautiful dish.
I like the smell of jack Massey Welsh's ravioli coming from the oven.
ack Massey Welsh's ravioli is really good.

by Jack Massey Welsh's ravioli June 16, 2019

Lady Gaga Chocolate Hotdog Ravioli Suprise

Performed only in St.Louis. You do a high kick under the arch, and as you do this, your transgender dong pops out and you crap your pants at the same time. You finish this maneuver by eating toasted ravioli covered in Blemen.

You should avoid the Lady Gaga Chocolate Hotdog Ravioli Suprise directly after Cardinals Games.

by zShortbusz November 25, 2009

I don't want nun of yo ravioli, nigga

A phrase one uses to convey that one does not desire to receive any of someone else's stuff.

When he asked me to eat lunch with him, I told him, "I don't want nun of yo ravioli, nigga."

by NoRavioli January 14, 2015

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes

When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is

Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew

by some urban dictionary user November 14, 2020

Ravioli

The greatest snaccccccccc ever. If you eat ravioli, you have big pp.

I crave Ravioli

by TheTragicKiwi April 15, 2019

Ravioli Ratio

The ravioli ratio is used for dining at restaurants to figure out if their ravioli dish is worth buying. For some reason lots of restaurants skimp on raviolis or over charge I have solved this problem by using this ratio. The ratio is figured out by asking the waiter how many raviolis come in the dish and diving that buy the price. If the ratio is over say $4-5 per ravioli then don’t buy it, not worth it and way over priced. The golden ratio is $3 per ravioli or under if you get lucky. Keep in mind there are small,medium(regular) and giant ravioli sizes. For small use $2 per ravioli as the landmark and for large or giant use $5 per ravioli as the landmark regular is $3.

Excuse me waiter, what is your ravioli ratio?

Waiter: “it’s $4.5 per ravioli sir”

by Bhamel March 25, 2024

Ravioli Filibuster

The act of finding an Italian prostitute and having them wrap your own umbilical chord from birth around your neck while they're inserting an artificial penis up your rectum.

"Bro that ravioli filibuster I got last night got me barely walking right now."

by Marshall8912 May 26, 2025