Casual Racism

The act of being racist, casually.

I'm a fan of casual racism. I'm not going to burn a cross in your yard, I'm just going to call you a spear chucker in my head.

by Crinny October 26, 2009

Quantum racism

Whenever a person of an unknown ethnicity says the "n-word" (either by audio, digital format or said by an ethnically ambiguous person) the offense is suspended in a quantum racist state. Due to Heisenbergs uncertainty principle (aka Dolezals uncertainty principle) the observers can not know for sure if they should be offended or not, as there is a possibility the person who said it is black and/or identifies as black. When the speakers ethnicity is revealed the quantum racist state collapses and the speaker can be labeled as racist or not.

Ex. In a digital chat-forum

Person X: "N-word!"
Observer1: "WHOA! Who said that?! That is NOT OK!"
Observer2: "But wait. We dont know Person X ethnicity? They might be black?"
Observer1: "Damn you are right. We are stuck in a state of Quantum Racism! I do not know how to react."
Observer2: "Hey Person X. What is your ethnicity?"
Person X: "Im black. STFU".

by bugsy_malone January 8, 2021

passive racism

When a person believes that stereotypes, or a simple disqualification for a particular issue for any reason other than "race", is the only satisfactory answer as to why the issue occurs in the first place.

Ex: Excuse me for speaking the truth, but if more black men had fathers there would be less crime, and there wouldn't be so many of THEM in jail.

Oh, Donna, relax not every black or hispanic guy that walks by is waiting to mug or rape you; that's just passive racism.

by nationaltelex February 25, 2020

Ironic Racism

Making a joke about racism that is supposed to be witty and modern, but actually supports racism by dehumanizing a particular race for a laugh.

Some person: Did you hear about that party someone threw where a bunch of white college student dressed up in blackface? It was hilarious!

Some person 2: Eddie Izzard is hilarious... that party was just another example of ironic racism.

by some person 2.0 January 8, 2012

Environmental Racism

An ass backwards idea that minorities are forced to live by toxic waste and pollutants when in reality they live there because African Americans tend to be low income, and if you're breathing in cancer chances are house prices are an absolute steal.

Alt girl with bright green hair: "Hey do you want to come to Hinsdale with me to protest environmental racism?"
Normal person: "No. What the fuck does that even mean?"
Alt girl with bright green hair: "You're literally a nazi!"

by anonymous September 14, 2020

politically correct racism

Generalizing all Black people as being African-American, when a black person may actually be from Jamaica for example.

Basing a generalization that someone is from Africa based on the colour of their skin.

Example 1:-

Cop: You! African-American, stop or I will shoot!

Jamaican: I'm from Jamaica mon, ya ignorant fool.

Example 2:-

Liberal: You can't call him "Black", he's an African-American!

Normal, sane, civilized, Person: How can you tell he is an American of African decent based on his skin colour without actually knowing the guy? isn't that an ignorant, sweeping generalization and basically politically correct racism?

Liberal: His skin colour is black and must therefore have ancestry from Africa! you Racist!

by TomP1980 March 7, 2008

positive racism

The belief that certain human ethnicities posses differing traits; ideas which lead to the understanding of cultural and physical differences in humans without adverse racial or ethnic discrimination

The Theory of Evolution requires either bigotry or positive racism,and cultural exhibitions are filled with positive racism.

by johncatholic December 1, 2014