Randy

A douche bag usually found stalking the kids on the campus of Mesa Verde High School. Known to walk funny do the fact of taking it up the ass from 9 inch cock. Sticks ferrets up his ass to clean the jiz stains out his anus from his second job as a male-prostitute. Does nothing at lunch except stare at me and my friends. Expelled one of my best friends. Gets kids in trouble even thought its before/after school and they are nowhere near the campus. Rides around like a faggot in his gay little golf cart.
That guy was molesting that kid behind the locker room? Ugh he must be a Randy.
by SacTown Sucks February 26, 2009
mugGet the Randymug.

Randy

A boy who usually is pretty decent looking and likes lots of girls. Very perverted and always looks at a girls chest and not eyes. Always cheats on his girlfriends then makes no effort to tell her or say anything until she finds out herself. Complete douche bag and liar.
Also another word for horny which may explain his feelings for other girls
Jessica: "Hey honey"
Randy: "Uhh hi"
Jessica:"So I heard you were with another girl"
Randy: "Fuck of Jessica I told you we were over!!"
Jessica: "......Asshole."
by hisMotherrrr April 18, 2010
mugGet the Randymug.

randy

one who has sex with sheep
my sheep died

Some randy must have gotten to it
by nohands June 12, 2007
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Randy

A person that hangs out with you alot, but is not a core member of your group. Short for random.
Guy 1: This party is kickin'. I'm going to try to nail a randy.
Guy 2: Good idea, that way it won't get back to Sheila.
by Joel TK July 16, 2008
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Randi

to "Read and Ignore" a text message between two people with Blackberry phones. When each person has the others BBM you can see if they have read a text message you sent them or not.
by UConnHusky420 March 1, 2010
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Randy

A ✋ hand job with gravy
by Jt 💰 October 22, 2018
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Randy

Alternative meaning of horny, within the british language.
Also my mentally challenged friend.
That guy is hard, he must be really randy.
( That guy is hard, he must be really horny. )
by British: Randy August 16, 2015
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