Irish rusty trombone

When someone licks you ass while jerking you off and tickling your balls with their eyelashes at the same time

Dude. He gave me a Irish rusty trombone and I came all over his pillow.

by J Daddy 2020 October 16, 2020

Rusty Trombone Reach-around

When a male or female is face deep in a males backside and proceeds to use there hand as somewhat of a trumpet.

(1)Tron: Yo dawg, what the hell was Martha doin to you last night when I walked in on you both"s.

Eddie: Givin my ass a good old Rusty Trombone Reach-around

(2) Dangle: Hey Abraham

Abraham: Ya Dangle

Dangle: How about you wake up and Rusty Trombone Reach-around my sexy self

Abraham- Go to sleep Dangle

by AwwwwYeeeeaaaaa June 29, 2011

upside down rusty trombone

Receiving a rusty trombone while holding your partner’s legs over your shoulders, thighs on shoulders so they are upside down along your back face to your ass

I was going to go the gym but I made my girlfriend give me an upside down rusty trombone instead.

by Fishboy777 February 19, 2018

Second chair rusty trombone

A threesome variation on the standard rusty trombone. While a girl is eating a guy's ass, she adds in a Dutch rudder for the other girl. Essentially guiding the other girls arm as she jacks off the guy's cock.

What a wild night, we even had a girl sitting Second chair rusty trombone.

by MooseCock24 May 20, 2009

Rusty Nutcracking Trombone

This is a sexual act in which your partner gives you a rim job and a reach around at the same time Rusty Trombone. However, in this variation your partner removes their false teeth and clamp down on your testicles as hard as possible.

I thought Sharon wanted to make up for all those years of treating me like crap by giving me a Rusty Trombone for my 40th birthday. But she Charlie Browned me by pulling a Rusty Nutcracking Trombone on my already sore balls.

by hiemlich schlonge February 22, 2010

rusty trombone

When a someone or something is engaged so furiously in a sexual act that it is being thrust back and forth like the slide mechanism of a trombone. The rusty part of the word is from the person or objected being covered in some kind of bodily fluid.

I fucked that amazon drone so hard I gave it a rusty trombone.

by ShadowChix March 8, 2017

Chocolate Rusty Trombone

When you perform oral sex on the rectum of someone, and blow into their anus to create a gas bubble that will produce feces immediately.

I really didn’t mean to blow that chocolate rusty trombone last night, left a bitter taste.

by Reallowblows May 22, 2020