Shit of Relief

To say the word “shit” in such a context that expresses one’s feelings of relief or contentment. Occasionally, this will be accompanied by a sigh, or on rare occasion, a sneeze. See - sigh of relief

Rich: “Shit!”
Edward: “What’s wrong?”
Rich: “Nothing, I just get to go home soon.”
Edward: “So it was a Shit of Relief!”

by Wingman17 June 29, 2021

Oral Relief

An expression of the desire to make someone shut up.

Sawyer: Eric, can you please give me some oral relief?

Eric: Uhm... you mean a blowjob?

Sawyer: No, I just want you to shut up.

by augustF15 July 11, 2021

scottish pain relief

A uncommon Nickname for Scotch whisky referring to alcohols tendency to relief pain

Mike:hey Ron what are you drinking

Ron: a little bit of scottish pain relief

by Its_a_jaggggg October 22, 2022

Rent Relief

Sex in exchange for reduced, late or free rent.

I’m short this month. Gotta grab a quick whore’s bath and go seek some rent relief.

My roomies agreed to rent relief since my ass was still broke.

Landlord dropped by cause we were past due. The wife got us by with some rent relief.

by Dick Onchin May 19, 2022

Relief

When you wipe your ass with the last piece of toilet paper and it comes off clean

God luckily my deadline got moved, thats such a relief

by Arge_e June 5, 2022

relief source

another word for weed or drugs

“i ran out of relief source”

by BAKA🙏🙏 December 10, 2020

covid relief

An oxymoron where by a person is promised support or relief, but in fact, they receive nothing. Covid relief is typically promised to those who are in dire need of support. The person promising covid relief never has intentions of giving relief. And, thus, the person expecting it can be strung along continously by mearly saying, "Just wait! Its coming!" The person waiting, being desperate, will cling to hope knowing no one could be so cruel as to continually promise covid relief.

Covid relief is a tactic used by politicians as a way to drive out competition. They will promise covid relief, allow a small business to fail, then replace the small business with one they have a vested interest.

Congressman Dorney Clark promised covid relief to a local restaurant while investing in a competitive restaurant chain located next door.

by Iamthecat32 December 12, 2020