Relief

When you wipe your ass with the last piece of toilet paper and it comes off clean

God luckily my deadline got moved, thats such a relief

by Arge_e June 5, 2022

Nathan's Organic Relief

Searching for sasquatch while violently maturbating.

It's been years of Nathan's Organic Relief and I'm starting to get sore.

by Axe wound diver February 2, 2025

second relief

The worst guard shift in the world. It means that you get to be up in the early hours of the morning and when you go back to sleep you only get about 2 hours.

Hey man, I got put on second relief tonight...

by sebadoh May 23, 2004

relief

the feeling you get when the teacher disconnects from the zoom call

im so relieved its the weekend fuck yes *sigh of relief*

by johny fucking depp April 8, 2021

puerto rican relief package

When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.

“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”

by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017

Spud Relief

After drinking or taking drugs, your mouth often goes dry, known as 'spud.' In this situation, a drink is known as 'spud relief' as it helps to solve the problem.

"After that weed i'm in need of some major spud relief!

by bobdoesntknowwhattosay October 14, 2009

Oral Relief

An expression of the desire to make someone shut up.

Sawyer: Eric, can you please give me some oral relief?

Eric: Uhm... you mean a blowjob?

Sawyer: No, I just want you to shut up.

by augustF15 July 11, 2021