randomism

The religion (or idea) in which individuals have faith that everything that happens is random.

The belief that any sequence of random letters mean something.

Someone who belongs to the randomism church is a randomist

The clock stops working
Person 1: What the heck?
Person 2 (randomist): Everything is random
Person 1: You believe in randomism?

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Person 1: What is that supposed to mean?
Person 2 (randomist): Well, it mean something

by htmlvb January 2, 2011

Raw Doggin' Some Randoms

1.) The act of grinding on every piece of pussy that walks through the doors.
2.) See raw doggin'
3.) See randoms

Fred: What do you wanna do tonight, bro?

John: Let's go raw doggin' some randoms dude!

by da. Business July 10, 2010

randomness

something that is rather random, hence the term randomness being used. this 'something' is usually un-expected, or doesn't happen on a regular basis.

"this book is full of randomness"

by Kitty Raaaa May 11, 2004

Randomosity

How random something is

It was full of randomosity!

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

Randomer

A new clique, but a rare one that isn't found at every school. You may consider randomers immature but they can't help it, just like emo's can't help being pussies. Randomers do not use stupid words like 'cheese' and 'monkey'. An example of a Randomer's behaviour will be one or two randomers walking in silence and all of a sudden one will stop roll on the ground and yell they are craving something bizarre like kleenex. It doesn't matter how many people there are around they just do it, it's not attention seeking and it's not retarded, it's true randomness. Another example is a group of people will be talking about something semi-serious like clothes or grades and a randomer will pop in and yell a remark in a different language about donkeys or roof shingles. Randomers dress however they please, from pink and yellow to a brown shirt and orange pants, they are not colour co-ordinated and don't give a damn. Hopefully I've given you an idea of what a randomer is, remember they aren't retarded or attention seeking, they're USB MODE avec el padre.

No, I'm not talking about those geeky girls who go:

Girl #1: Cheese puffs!

Girl #2: Monkeys swimming in pancake mix! <--- This stuff is immature, almost always unattractive girls craving attention

And no I'm not talking about the wanna be randomers who go

Wannabe: Purple monkey dishwashers flying through the sixth dimension abroad five toads and last weeks candles

Thats just dumb

by Roro-Retaliation May 28, 2006

randomness

ducks. tuesdays. lawnmower garden gnome plus seven! rainbow cookies fanbelt satan! CANCER!!!!

randomness at its best.

billy: oh hello there sue

sue: hello billy

billy: DUCKS ON TUESDAYS PLUS THREE!??!!

sue:....*walks away slowly*

-all in all, randomness is the best... muffins.

by tap3w0rm April 27, 2006

randomer

Someone who says things that bear no relevance to the conversation at hand

"How long are your arms?"

by Pippin October 7, 2003