Quadtardation

A group of dumb people, usually 5 of them or more - despite the fact that “quad” means 4, highlighting the stupidity of the group in question.

Jack: “yo, did you hear about the robbers who got caught after locking themselves out of their getaway car?”

David: “Yeah - those six dudes were a real Quadtardation, huh?”

by scottish_fox02 May 27, 2024

Quadtardation

A group of dumb people, usually 5 or more, despite the fact that “quad” means 4 - highlighting the stupidity of the group in question.

Jack: “did you hear about those bank robbers that got caught after locking themselves out of their getaway car?”

David: “yeah - those six dudes were a real Quadtardation huh?”

by scottish_fox02 May 27, 2024

quantatise

The process of making an amount of something into a quantity.

Can you please quantatise the ingredients?

by anonymous November 23, 2024

Quantard

Someone who is so retarded they're retarded in four places at once!

Hey Billy! I think Sarah is a quantard.. even with the most detailed instructions she still can't get shit right!

My sister is fucking quantarded! with so little action she ruins so much!

Beyond Retarded, Braindead, Stupid or Fucked in the head.

by shavemysaq June 3, 2025

quadtriagonist

The fourth important protagonist alongside the tritagonist, deuteragonist and the protagonist.

Astro: I am the quadtriagonist :3
Carlos: NUH UH

by Cosmo the Pastry June 22, 2025

Quantanail

Penetrative bleeding out of the rectum after vegetarian food combustion

Ben is suffering from quantanail

by Howtheface July 12, 2025

Quandrian

A proud member of the secret society of knowledge seekers. They question everything, believe nothing at face value, and probably have a favorite conspiracy theory.

Example:
“Don’t bother texting Jamie, she’s in full Quandrian mode researching lizard people again.”

by QQuest August 26, 2025