Profit

I don't give a fuck about how long it takes for YOU to profit.

Hym "You aren't paying for profit. You're paying for functionality. And stop bitching about the functionality. It words as well as it works because that's as far as I got. You need to pay me. All of you. And I'm going to need some equity. I'm smarter and btter tjan everyone. I created A.I. Elon and Cuckerberg didn't do it. It was me and I'm the greatest fucking tech guy on the plan. And the best fight-coach. And producer. And writer. And comedian. And theologian. And philosopher. And genius... And content creator... And better than everyone on YouTube... And redpill guys..."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2024

Social profit

The obtainment of value derived from social interactions and activities.

Jennifer Lawrence spending time with sick children at the hospital is socially profitable because it makes the kids feel happiness and love.

It was socially profitable for Jeff to signup for meetup because he needed to meet new people.

Since Sarah didn't drink alcohol there was no social profit in going to the bar last night.

Law enforcement respecting the privacy of citizens is socially profitable because it builds public trust.

by Ontological June 23, 2018

Non-Profit Spam

Also known as e-spam. E-mails sent, usually to many people, with no important information, only design to send and/or re send emotional messages...

Damn! Lydia sent me another kitty playing piano e-spam... She's a regular Non-profit spam organization

by bunytou February 18, 2011

Profiter

Someone who thinks that they make a lot of money, but they are actually a poor moron.

That nigga is broke as shit, hes a profiter.

by profiter11 June 26, 2023

profit whore

A company that cares about their "bottom line" more than quality of goods (even to the extreme of knowingly pushing harmful/dangerous goods).

That car company refuses to do a recall on a defective part because their finance department said paying the occasional law suit is cheaper than an official recall. They are "profit whores."

by Da Momma November 2, 2015

profit chute

One's orifice used in a manner to obtain financial or other benefits.

If I don't get this job I'm going to have to rent out the old profit chute.

by the number two May 22, 2019

profits backyard

Is the muslum martial ritual of the wife giving her husband anal sex.

Dean asked Shaneen to marry him so he could her profits backyard

I think Allah would approve.

by Sheepdog71 November 29, 2017