, MAX PROFITS

Something you say when things are going better than expected or your profit ratio has reached it's full potential. It is often conjoined with the phrase, "ROMANS!" more often than not. A high Five or other congratulatory gesture is often expected immediately after this happy phrase is shouted.

"My stocks just shot through the roof, MAX PROFITS!"
"Bro, she slept over and left in the morning without me even asking, MAX PROFITS!"
"I just found 600 dollars, MAX PROFITS, ROMANS!"

by PaulyMcity February 5, 2014

False Profits

To Benefit off something fake/fictional or To accuse someone of not speaking truthfully.

Definition 1: "batman and spider-man are both great false profits."

Definition 2: "I'm tired of you and your false profits, just tell me the truth."

by SonHunter May 28, 2018

profit whore

A company that cares about their "bottom line" more than quality of goods (even to the extreme of knowingly pushing harmful/dangerous goods).

That car company refuses to do a recall on a defective part because their finance department said paying the occasional law suit is cheaper than an official recall. They are "profit whores."

by Da Momma November 2, 2015

loss of profit

It's when someone or something becomes a waste of time. Time is money bitch.

Also bad choices, foods you don't like to eat, When someone makes a mistake, Those things can all be a loss of profit.

You buy a car for way too much money and it breaks, loss of profit!

by Breannaleigh August 8, 2007

Profiter

Someone who thinks that they make a lot of money, but they are actually a poor moron.

That nigga is broke as shit, hes a profiter.

by profiter11 June 26, 2023

Profiteer

One who dabbles in Profiteroles.

Dave's dessert of choice makes him a Profiteer!

by JNR74 February 16, 2024

profits backyard

Is the muslum martial ritual of the wife giving her husband anal sex.

Dean asked Shaneen to marry him so he could her profits backyard

I think Allah would approve.

by Sheepdog71 November 29, 2017