procrasturbate

Noun- A combination of procrastination and masturbation; masturbating in the effort to procrastinate. Usually occurs when you are supposed to be doing work on a computer, but start to look at porn and end up masturbating instead.

Leroy has to do all of his work in the computer lab where he can't procrasturbate.

by Slate Giz May 13, 2010

Procrasturbate

The act of pleasuring oneself (aka "knock one out") in order to avoid a dull or arduous task.

It's possibly a more heath concious version of procrastineating. :o)

Dave: Have you finished that report you have been working on?
John: Sorry, I have been procrasturbating all day.
Dave: Man, all you ever do is procrasturbate. I bet your old fella looks like a Walnut Whip?
John: Yeah, it smarts a bit too.

by InspoAdam June 15, 2011

procrasturbate

Putting off other things in order to masturbate.

She would often procrasturbate instead of getting her work done.

by DfwBigExec March 14, 2013

Procrasturbate

When you get stressed about having alot of work and just masturbate instead of getting anything done

"Yo have you started your essay?"
"Nah man, I've been procrasturbating"

"I have alot of homework to do tonight, I'm probably going to break down and procrasturbate"

by McEwenC February 16, 2010

Procrasturbate

Jacking off to avoid or delay doing something more productive.

Trav - Hey man have you finished that maths assignment due in the morning?

Paul - Nah, been chronically procrasturbating. I'll get around to it soon.

*Next day*

Paul - I procrasturbated all night. Can I copy yours?

by travvo May 14, 2014

Procrasturbate

When one has intent to accomplish something, but instead masturbates.

I never get my homework done in time, I procrasturbate too much!

by BridgesGijsbers April 06, 2010

procrasturbate

To waste time by playing with yourself in a hedonistic but ultimately pointless way.

"Some people think all I do is procrasturbate because I sit here telling myself I'm the only one who can be right and it makes me hard"

"I was going to watch a documentary on our planet to help inspire me for my thesis, but then I saw that skinflixxxx had a free ten minute preview so I ended up procrasturbating"

"That guy Kevin is such a procrasturbater, all he does is sit around playing sad classical music drinking gin whilst crying that nobody likes him"

by IAMTHECAKE June 14, 2013