Precious

The most beautiful girl in the world. Her ass is huge and weirdly jiggly. They know how to cook and beat people up if they mess with them. There loyal and very intelligent.

Precious is so peng

by Sexygalting March 28, 2017

Precious cargo

Innocents. Individuals who overcome and I respect and am so proud of

Those children are precious cargo. Drive safely!

by menedies May 10, 2022

the precious

The precious is essentially Smiegel's (a kind hobbit turned into a terrible gray creature) own child. He loves the ring with a burning passion. He has had sexual intercourse with the ring on various occasions.

Leave me with the precious, stupid hobbitses! The fat one is trying to take it!

by JABBY! April 13, 2007

previously

you used to be great

playing in background at dive bar: glory days they will pass you by glory days...
drunk guy at bar: yeah i lost a few in the midst of the cornucopia I guess... being captain of the football team it was like that man. understandably they all wanted me
woman in ear shot: previously

by williet hughnot December 19, 2019

precious baby

This term is used to describe a character that someone loves, (almost always a cinnamon roll in this case) but be careful when you use this description... usually when someone calls them this, the said character ends up in a roleplay scenario that usually leads to their tragic (but also slightly lewd) death.

Girl 1: "I love Tony! He's such a precious baby!"
Girl 2: "WAIT, NOOO! NOT TONY!!!"
Girl 1: "Don't worry, he'll be fine! I will protect my precious baby."

*three weeks later...*

Girl 1: "Sooo, remember how I loved Tony a few weeks ago?"
Girl 2: "Yeah. Did you do what I think you did?"
Girl 1: "...Alright, maaaybe I acted out a roleplay where he got turned tiny... and he went through a deadly buttcrush... ahahaha~"
Girl 2: "jUsT wHaT i ThOuGhT."

by an anonymous wolf June 3, 2018

Pervious

adj. deviant sexual activity/item which has fallen out of fashion or been abandoned due to old age, penile rupture, or court order. May also be applied to an ex-partner whose distasteful proclivities scared you away.
adv. (-ly)

1. My pervious girlfriend kept bees and wanted to baste my knob with honey.
2. Tangerine scented joy jelly is a popular lubricant, but perviously butter was favoured in Paris.

by Greg Withnail August 10, 2012

White Precious

Whenever you see a fat white woman. Referring to the main character from the movie "Precious", but a Caucasian version, and usually at least a little ghetto.

( Spot a fat, usually ghetto, white woman, and say to whoever your with)

"Hey look, white precious!"

by stonerben March 25, 2010