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Playing The Married Card

The act where one individual who has recently got married (usually the male) automatically thinks he is better than his single or unattached friends for no apparent reason other than his own false sense of confidence. He often shows this behavior by talking down to or belittling his friends while at the same time his friends are quickly becoming distant from him for obvious reasons. This act of selfish over confidence usually results in the loss of the friendship or at the very least a situation where the friend loses all respect for the newly married individual. The married man is usually passed off as a joke.

Repeated infractions of this attitude will result in the individual losing the majority of his friends and eventually the respect of his wife. Ultimately this could lead to divorce and a very sad existence thereafter.
Person 1: Did you hear that Tom recently got married?

Person 2: Yeah, I heard & I really don't care.

Person 1: Why is that?

Person 2: Well the fool was very timid before, now he thinks he's better than all of us. He called me up the other day and tried to act superior like being married made him a god.

Person 1: Shit, no way. What a loser. I guess he's Playing The Married Card.
by Trinity8688 November 29, 2010
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Praise the Sun

An answer to a problem. Usually when the person answering doesn't know how to fix the problem.
Though effective, it is quite limited. The question must involve an action.
Example 1: "How can I defeat the dragon?"
"Praise the Sun."

Example 2: "What can I do?"
"Praise the Sun."
by Legendary Waffles November 10, 2011
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playing hooky

Skipping school or work.

Play hooky, 'be absent from school without an excuse', is an Americanism first recorded around 1848. Bartlett's Dictionary of Americanisms gives this slightly later example: "He moped to school gloomy and sad, and took his flogging, along with Joe Harper, for playing hookey the day before." (Mark Twain, Tom Sawyer) And here's another example showing the extended use of the term: "I played hookey from the Appropriations Committee this morning." (Harry Truman, Dear Bess)

Play hooky is probably derived from the Dutch term hoekje (spelen) 'hide-and-seek'. The Dutch word hoek means 'corner'-- the boys in 17th-century New Amsterdam played this game around the corners of the street. Hide-and-seek was a different game back then--the players had to search for a hidden object. Although play hooky originally referred to the game of hide-and-seek, it also had other meanings in the 17th and 18th centuries. It wasn't until the 19th century that schoolchildren began using play hooky to mean 'skip school.'

It's also been suggested that play hooky comes from the verb hook, euphemistically meaning 'to steal', or from the phrase hook it, meaning 'to escape, run away, make off'. These derivations are unlikely-- the Random House Dictionary of American Slang points out that the term hook it was not used in the United States until after 1848.

Play hooky was originally slang, but now, of course, it's standard English. But you're right in noting that the term isn't used very much anymore.
It's a beautiful day today. I feel like playing hooky.
by Eran Yariv May 6, 2006
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Playing the Hairy Harmonica

If you need an example of what Playing the Hairy Harmonica is you shouldnt be on this site.
by Banjo and cassius August 5, 2008
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prairie dog tracks

are the marks left in your underwear after the act of prairie dogging.
I was embarrassed when my mom pointed out my prairie dog tracks to my girlfriend.
by meanstoo September 4, 2011
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Playing in my face

Feigning ignorance while being blatantly disrespectful; i.e. insulting ones intelligence.
My man was grinding all on some chic in the club and gon' ask me what's the issue? If this n*gga don't stop playing in my face...
by TekiaP April 8, 2023
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Pleasant Prairie, WI

A small village located just south of the city of Kenosha. AKA: Kenosha JR
Man1: Where Do you Live?

Man2:Pleasant Prairie, WI

Man1:Where?

Man2:Kenosha, WI

Man1:Oh
by hardcore2124 February 27, 2012
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