The Private Club

The Private Club is a non-profit social organization at Western Illinois University. The word has it their parties do not go unnoticed and the ragers they throw last for days. The active members of the organization are known for their ungodly alcohol tolerance as they trained their bodies to absorb nutrients from alcohol instead of food and water. Some believe that this unorthodox organization is only a legend, but other swear they have seen Snapchats of the parties and even attended some.

"The Private Club is a myth"
"I wish I were Private Club"
"I tried rushing TPC, but I was too weak, those guys are animals"
"Say goodbye to your loved ones, TPC is throwing a party tonight."
"://// </3 hee hee"

by wasternish December 13, 2017

Private Ryan

When a male has anal or sexual intercourse so hard with a female that her guts pour out, resembling the wounded soldier in the movie "Saving Private Ryan".

Chris said to Marco, "Olivia is such a babe, I'm gunna' Private Ryan her!"
The wife came home eager for a Private Ryan.

by Why So Serious?... August 19, 2008

private profile

the bane of the existance of lurkers, stalkers, and creeps. on myspace, dictates that you must add a person before you can see their profile.

usually results in creating a fake profile with which to lurk the person, only making you progressively creepier and more pathetic.

mike: geez louise, justin has a private profile!
eddie: yeah he's gay, add him on another acct.
mike: ok ROFL

by mike tree December 6, 2006

Private Square

A square surrounding your 'privates'. Find your private square by placing your left upper arm just above your breasts, and your right upper arm below your genital area.

head
----left arm
breasts
stomach
crotch
----right arm
legs

now to complete the private square you must sing the song. on the words capitalized, slap your upper legs then alternate left and right hands.

STOP, dont TOUCH me there, THIS is my PRIVATE square
STOP, dont TOUCH me there, THIS is my PRIVATE square

"MMMHM!" HE is welcome to touch my private square."

"Hands off the private sqare asshole."

by katlindawnu March 31, 2009

private study

Listening to music mucking about and watching popular videos on youtube.

I am going to do private study today in English class.

by Mrs Bondi March 19, 2017

.b private

When you are on a bot in JKLM.fun and you use the command to create a private room

Player: .b private
ElainaBot: Successfully created a room!

by jklmperson October 5, 2023

private library

A virtual room where you can study with your buddies, each doing their own tasks whilst beeing in a video conferrence call with the cameras on and microphones muted, so nobody gets distracted.

Hey Julia, wanna do a private library tomorrow and study together?

by Siksaw April 10, 2023