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future poop

(n) - food or drink that will inevitably cause the consumer to spend time on the toilet. While this term can technically be applied to any food or drink, it is best used to describe substances that will cause green apple splatters, montezuma's revenge, hershey squirts, or any similar form of the runs.
This Denny's Grand Slam is a some serious future poop. I'm probably gonna spend the next 35 minutes on the toilet.
by thejewbear August 1, 2010
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Poop Tweet

Poop Tweet: When you pooping and make a tweet about it and tag all your friends so that they know that you are regular and are not constipated.
Oh, Div just posted a Poop Tweet, I hope everything is okay and she didn't "Pull a Div" and "Break a thing".
by TumbleTwee June 29, 2017
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nigga fart cum poop explosion

When a black person farts cum after an anal while also shitting. It is used in the sexual black community
"Wow was that a nigga fart cum poop explosion!?"
"Yup"
by Gustav Andersen October 21, 2020
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Poop Shot

A large fecal particle, commonly described as "poop", that is quickly released from the anal cavity and shot out as if it were a cannonball. This can sometimes cause a sense of shock and quick sense of pain to the rectum.

Can easily create a large blast of water to the shooter's anus. Usually recognized by it's appreciable "ploop" sound.
John Doe: "I was really turtle necking that shit and when I finally got to the bowl I just poop shotted that little bastard right out of my ass."
by Sebastianave January 11, 2012
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Poop Dealer

That one guy that is amazing in every way
Guy 1: I’m starving... got anything to eat?
Guy 2: yeah bruh lemme calm up my Poop Dealer real quick, brown green or red?
Guy 1: I’ll get some green and some red, adds to the flavour ya know
Poop dealer: I’m on my way bro.
Both guys 1 & 2 in unison: thanks daddy!
by Garea August 1, 2019
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Poop Check

When you go to the bathroom and you check to see how much poop is on your piece of toilet paper from the first wipe, so you can determine how many more times you need to wipe.
*In head*

This piece of toilet paper doesn't have any poop on it.

Looks like I poop checked for nothing
by A Platypus August 7, 2009
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poop paralysis

Waiting so long before pooping that when you finally decide to get up and go you find that you cannot move because you will shit your pants.
John was enthralled with his video game. When he finally decided to go to the bathroom he couldn't move because poop paralysis had set in.
by NisbetStrangler March 13, 2010
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