Potting plants

Getting cummed in

Man i put a really nice plant in her pot;
Im potting plants

by Laret December 10, 2017

Peotexting

Your texting while being really pissed off.

Jane texts"I hate you and wish you would die!" to jack. jane is peotexting

by Jsasuperkid July 23, 2018

Patatingus

A crisp that tastes really good

Quereis patatingus?

by Melonzi January 14, 2019

potentang

A word describing a vagina that's smell fills the room sometimes lingering for various amounts of time depending upon severity.

Wow Tommy, that girl you had in here last night had hella potentang! I still smell it!

by Leprikon77420 September 18, 2019

Pottingsmead

An armchair scientist trained in the art of beaker cleaning.

Sounds like Sean Connery and looks like Jack Black.

Also a massive bender.

Look at the dickhead over there. He's a right Pottingsmead...

by n1ghtshad3d December 20, 2019

potting out

Hitting a cricket ball into a sex toy's mouth.

Commentator 1: Maxi's hit that into the stands it's a six
Commentator 2: I think you'll find he's potting out, that's gone right down the surprise hole.

by TR-Nubsie May 28, 2020

potatoing

Chilling, being bored, being lazy, ex.

"What are you doing Betty?" "Meh, just potatoing."

by Sweettreat7 August 8, 2020