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The Postal Dood

Some guy who went postal on the ass of the town of Paradise. He was then taeken to Hell and ræpd by Satan. He then saw Cassandra Lynn's tits, but he then was blinded by Satan. TPD then kild satan and left hell. he then saw cassandra lynn (again) then was killed by Satan!!! He then woak up and ate Satan's massive cock.
TPD: What?
Satan: HAHAHAHA, The Postal Dood!
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by DagothUrDoomGuy January 14, 2010
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Going Postal

Someone who can't stop posting on Facebook.
Dude, I've posted like 5 times today on Facebook, I think I'm going Postal.
by bunnylips November 3, 2011
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going postal

When you can't afford buying something you really want, and pitch a fit.
Alicia's broke, so she's going postal again....
by Emmi-chan June 25, 2005
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go postal

To loose touch with someone for a long time. Not talk to someone in a while.
You go postal on me all the time and I only hear from you every 3 months.
by Boopboop June 25, 2007
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The Postal Worker

The Postal Worker: When a guy shoots his load in the girls ass crack (sealing the envelope) smacks her ass (placing the stamp) and pushes her out of bed (sending it off).
The bitch kept farting in bed so I had to give her The Postal Worker to get her out of there!
by dday85304 May 12, 2011
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Prison Postal

The defensive then aggressive attitude insecure ex-convicts take when dealing with the real worlds problems. Directly associated with the size of the chip on some ones shoulders. Any degree of adversity can trigger this show of stupidity derived from the lack of understanding of how much their friends really care. Commonly associated with acts of kindness mistaken as criticism about an ex-convicts abilities at anything.
Not normally associated with physical violence, but attributed more to verbal defensive abuse.
Every since my bosses son got out of jail, he goes Prison Postal over every little thing in his life. It's worse than asking a Drama Queen how her day was.
by A J V January 14, 2012
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Temper Postal

Im temper postal! That from fucker cut me off!
by Xander71 August 23, 2020
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