portuguese afro

Found on Portuguese males thick nappy pussy like hair, that maintains the same style no matter what kind of hair cut you get. It tends to puff and curl back on the front.

Joao: Hey Miguel check out Pedro
Miguel: Pedro? ohh, the kid with the Portuguese afro!
Joao: seu caralho, ya him!

by ohandre March 20, 2008

Portuguese Christmas

A few times a year you can throw away anything at all and the garbagemen have to pick it up. (Televisions, ladders, mattresses, etc.) Portuguese Christmas refers to the time of year where people who dig around in the garbage look for "treasure".

I found a broken television and a box of screwdrivers for Portuguese Christmas.

by Praetorius August 2, 2006

Portuguese hatmaker

(Noun) used to describe some idiot who works too hard with minimal outcome for his/her efforts. working long hours, no sleep, no money. just living a dumb ass life.

Sweet Life James, you work like a Portuguese hatmaker!

by theben86 October 18, 2009

portuguese breakfast

Can be used in both gay and straight sex. Beat two eggs in a bowl, mix in cheese and anything u would like. Now while haveing anal sex, pour the egg mixture into the anus and continue fucking untill u blow u load inside. Now let all of the stuff drip out into a bowl, mix, cook and eat.

John just gave Bobak a portuguese breakfast while Kevin don watched. Then kevin brown ate and enjoyed the omlet

by omfg1337 September 24, 2008

Portuguese Fisherman

During the act of having vaginal sex with a woman. Pull out your dick and now that it smells like fish, begin smacking her in the face with it while holding your junk by the shaft, acting as if you're reeling in a big fish. All the while yelling, "I got a live one here!"

I pulled a Portuguese Fisherman on that chick last night. By the time I was done her face smelled like dead fish, I had to kick her outta bed!

by carguy311 July 29, 2018

portuguese connection

When you're fucking someone in the ass and you hold his/her throat at the same time

I almost passed out yesterday, couldn't breathe during a Portuguese connection with my boyfriend

by theguyswhoknowseverything September 1, 2017

Portuguese Pop

When your partner is in the missionary position you withdraw your penis at speed in a upwards motion creating a internal vacuum inside the vagina. This creates a low level "pop" sound prior to the labia minora closing and returning to its original state.

Did you hear that pop? Definitely sounded like a Portuguese pop!

by S&P23 December 15, 2016