poop shnaegel

Poop Shnaegel is shit that ends up on your hands as you wipe your ass. This is of no consequence to those who wash their hands after taking a dump, but can become an issue to those who don't.

Damn, I took a juicy dump today and got poop shnaegel all over my right hand. I was really pissed when I discovered the sink wasn't working and there were no towels to wipe off my stained, stinky hand! I almost forgot about it till I started to eat a donut and got a wiff of my last dump. No wonder my dog kept wanting to lick my fingers.

by Big Ed Moustapha October 7, 2009

Poop Nugget

A nugget of poop; someone bitchy, annoying, rude, or crotchety. Usually full of shit and/or asshole

"Dude stop being such a poop nugget."
"Ugh you are quite the poop nugget."

by Izzy F. November 29, 2016

after school poop

Fairly self explanatory, but the after school poop comes after a long stressful day at school, when you finally get home you have the pleasure of taking a peaceful, stress free poop while swiping on your phone. This poo is far superior to any other taken during the day. Many report this as the best part of their day, and some use it as a form of meditation.

“Hey drew, I can’t wait to take my after school poop!” “I know John after school poops are the best!”

by Tdog321 April 9, 2019

Drop anchor in poop bay

an expression used to indicate that someone is gay

There are many people in this town that drop anchor in poop bay

by MichaelJG October 10, 2007

future poop

(n) - food or drink that will inevitably cause the consumer to spend time on the toilet. While this term can technically be applied to any food or drink, it is best used to describe substances that will cause green apple splatters, montezuma's revenge, hershey squirts, or any similar form of the runs.

This Denny's Grand Slam is a some serious future poop. I'm probably gonna spend the next 35 minutes on the toilet.

by thejewbear August 1, 2010

Poop Tweet

Poop Tweet: When you pooping and make a tweet about it and tag all your friends so that they know that you are regular and are not constipated.

Oh, Div just posted a Poop Tweet, I hope everything is okay and she didn't "Pull a Div" and "Break a thing".

by TumbleTwee June 29, 2017

nigga fart cum poop explosion

When a black person farts cum after an anal while also shitting. It is used in the sexual black community

"Wow was that a nigga fart cum poop explosion!?"
"Yup"

by Gustav Andersen October 21, 2020